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Farted by AirPumpClock, April 02, 2008, 05:17:43 PM

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AirPumpClock

And this, my friends, is the same way annoying furries are made:

Quote from: Inflate123I have spoken to a lot of other people who are fetishists and are married or in long-term relationships, and more often than not, they have said things like "Oh, no--she has no idea. I could never tell my wife." And as I've suggested in this blog before, if you cannot tell your life partner, who can you tell? I think that's literally one of the saddest things I can hear--a fetishist who refuses or does not feel they trust their spouse enough to share their deepest desires, particularly since the spouse is the only person who will ever help you satisfy or realize them.

For those of you out there who find yourself in that position, I beg you: Be honest with him or her. Tell them the truth, or analyze why you don't feel you can, because it may be a symptom of a larger problem. You've made a life commitment here. That's gotta be worth some understanding and open-mindedness, no matter how weird they might think it is at first.

http://inflate123.blogspot.com/2005_09_01_archive.html

GEE LET'S TELL OUR FRIENDS ABOUT KINKY STUFF K

Wind-up Clock

LOL airpump.


Well, there are some skeletons that we want to keep in our closet. People keep secrets, that's just the way some things are.


But going out and telling everyone will earn you staring. a lot of staring. from across the room. Hell, from across the goddamn building.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

catclock

That's creepy he is creepy =w=q

うんこ

PecanClock

No we don't care about your weblog.

AirPumpClock

Quote from: PecanClock;1270601No we don't care about your weblog.

It's not mine, it's some guy famous in the idiot circles.

Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1270596But going out and telling everyone will earn you staring. a lot of staring. from across the room. Hell, from across the goddamn building.


LambdaClock

no personal garbage this is like some gay sleepover compare-dick-size thing ain't it?

AirPumpClock

Quote from: LambdaClock;1270604no personal garbage this is like some gay sleepover compare-dick-size thing ain't it?

pretty much

If that's not bad enough, http://inflate123.blogspot.com/2005/11/we-need-holiday.html

Quote from: Inflate123And Inflatable Fetish Day does the job for me, but that's me. I think the title should define itself. When you hear Inflatable Fetish Day, most people would say, "There's an inflatable fetish?" That's a good reaction, you know?

Replace everything about inflation in that statement with furries, and that's their self opinion.

And lastly, how to troll an inflatophile: http://inflate123.blogspot.com/2005/05/is-it-time-to-seek-inflatable-help.html

buttplug


AirPumpClock

Quote from: Pappy Drewitt;1270610Will you ever stop.

I didn't say I liked this stuff (inflation, sure, but not all the crap that goes on with it), but I'm the only one who gets the dirt on it. Anyone else wouldn't dare read that kind of stuff.

buttplug

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1270612Anyone else wouldn't dare read that kind of stuff.

Then why is it being posted here :/

Wind-up Clock

Why do freak shows exist?
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buttplug

Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1270616Why do freak shows exist?

These kind of freak shows always just piss people off, but the ringleader just never seems to want to stop.

TremcladClock



AirPumpClock

Quote from: Balsac the Jaws of Death;1270621Because it's mildly humorous and if we didn't have Airpump none of us would have access to these hilarious and misguided blogs. I actually thank Airpump for this because thanks to him I know some dumbasses want a holiday for their stupid fetish, and that just tickles me.

Finally, someone gets the point.

I can't believe I used to fall for this crap, a lot of adults who use those forums still do. I'm known for being rather infamous in those so-called "communities." Bringing up SonicFreak/POOPTURTLE on the EM sometimes brings a few pissy comments.

AnimeClock

My teacher says inflation is hurting the economy

AirPumpClock

Quote from: PGHIKASHKOOO;1270645My teacher says inflation is hurting the economy

Not just the financial kind. If any of these crazies run for president, we'ree all doomed.

I'm Alphabet Man:



Mind you, they're quick to ban anyone they consider a troll, which pretty much means anyone who's brutally honest. I tried to beat around the bush, hence the moderate politeness. Not that I care if I get banned again, I just don't like having to make accounts.

SoBe Clock

Haha, thank you AirPump. :)

AnimeClock

check out the huzzlepumps on fatman

AirPumpClock

Quote from: SoBeClock;1270649Haha, thank you AirPump. :)

:hi5:

Really, these people are major idiots. Sadly, the EM only allows registered users to see the forums, but I'd link some amusingly horrible threads if I could.

They're kind of like furries, but you have to troll them differently. Uber Heavy works, but other direct offense doesn't. You have to sap their sentries from behind.

Quote from: PGHIKASHKOOO;1270654check out the huzzlepumps on fatman

Almost everybody's avatar on there is like that. Random woman with an abnormally enlarged body part. Even the women do it.

Also, magical color changing nipples!





EDIT: Creepy time!



It's hard to find creepy women these days, but apparently they're always ugly. And don't even get me started on the "eleven year old son" part.

AirPumpClock

Quote from: CadillacClock;1270658http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h314/SonicFreak12/ccp.jpg

Now that I look back at that, that's really freaking awful.