ITT: We Tell A Story Together Oh Boy!

Wind-up Clock · April 03, 2008, 09:02:03 PM

The rubber balls knocked over the New Year's fireworks over in China.

Hundreds were burned in a very stylish way.

TequilaClock · April 03, 2008, 09:04:17 PM

In order to celebrate the slickness of the burns, they decided to conmemorate it as Fire Day were they sacrifice an owl in honor of the blaze in their hearts.

However in Nigeria...

Munglai · April 03, 2008, 09:33:10 PM

war waged between the communist dinosaurs and the fascist glass-men.

PolyhedronClock · April 03, 2008, 11:13:41 PM

They've been waging war wit eachother for countless years now, both sides taking heavy casualties.

This however was resolved when a white man came to visit and...

GodClock · April 03, 2008, 11:15:21 PM

began shoving large objects up his butt. everyone was too busy gazing at the mans great feat that they forgot all about the war.

the end.

salmonberryclock · April 03, 2008, 11:20:18 PM

or is it?

salmonberryclock · April 03, 2008, 11:20:43 PM

no, it is

GodClock · April 03, 2008, 11:20:51 PM

no, it is

GodClock · April 03, 2008, 11:21:50 PM

Quote from: Bearded Letterman;1271944no, it is

Quote from: GodClock;1271945no, it is

wut, did this actually happen

Mangosteen Clock · April 03, 2008, 11:23:11 PM

As a matter of fact, IT ISN`T!

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ITT: We Tell A Story Together Oh Boy!