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If you want GTA IV and live in the US, buy it as soon as possible

Farted by Topcatyo, April 07, 2008, 05:45:34 PM

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Topcatyo

This thought just today struck me:  Hillary Clinton has been an opponent of violent video games for a while now, and now that she's running for president and desperately trying to pull ahead, chances are as soon as Grand Theft Auto IV comes out, she's going to attack it as much as possible to get votes from people who might look at what she'd end up doing and say "Well she cares for our children."
And lord knows what's going to happen to the game because of the drunk-driving minigame (a minigame where you drive home from a bar or whatever intoxicated and try to make it home).
So, yeah, if you want GTA IV, get that shit as soon as you can.  I might even if I don't own any of the systems it'll be out for.

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Slash

Haha, banning violent games in the u.s. is like handing the entire gaming and pc industrie to japan.

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Topcatyo

Quote from: SlashClock;1275550Haha, banning violent games in the u.s. is like handing the entire gaming and pc industrie to japan.
I'm not saying they'll ban it, but they'll try and Hillary Clinton breathes fire.

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AirPumpClock

Quote from: SlashClock;1275550Haha, banning violent games in the u.s. is like handing the entire gaming and pc industrie to japan.

They can't ban violent games if they're made freeware and distributed on the internet. I mean, if they can get away with piracy that easily...

Also, Hilary is a lying douchebag, in my opinion. I don't know how much she lies, but I'm pretty sure a few of those things she's said about her "experiences" are lies, seeing as they've proved her wrong a lot.

Quote from: .cb;1275558America the land of the free my fucking tits!

Tell me about it. Japanese internment camps and Red Scare, anyone?

FluxCapacitorClock

Hillary Clinton will not be president. She has what, a 2% chance? A vast majority of the superdelagates are on Obama's side. Thank god for that, being that Obama is the only candidate who opposes issuing tracking devices to every citizen.

Biggskoo

yes because hillary clinton, a senator from new york, will have the political pull to get grand theft auto pulled off the shelves for good

buttplug

She would have bigger fish to fry I think. Violent video games is more of something that a few southern senators or a lobby group would whine about.

Topcatyo

Quote from: Sir Bakley;1275836yes because hillary clinton, a senator from new york, will have the political pull to get grand theft auto pulled off the shelves for good
I'm saying she's gonna flip shit when she learns there's a drunk-driving minigame in the game.
Quote from: Pappy Drewitt;1275841She would have bigger fish to fry I think. Violent video games is more of something that a few southern senators or a lobby group would whine about.
She's gone after video games before.  She was a big part of the Hot Coffee investigation.

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Nightmare Clock

They tried to take my Vice City and San Andreas away from me too.
Fuck them, and fuck that.

Saying violent video games make violent people is like saying playing Madden will make you a fucking pro-football star.
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TequilaClock

Quote from: Darth Vader;1276004Saying violent video games make violent people is like saying playing Madden will make you a fucking pro-football star.
Lmao not forget Guitar Hero

Topcatyo

Quote from: Darth Vader;1276004They tried to take my Vice City and San Andreas away from me too.
Fuck them, and fuck that.

Saying violent video games make violent people is like saying playing Madden will make you a fucking pro-football star.
By the way, I feel bad people are crediting me for my sig since you were the first one to actually make the "I Forgive Bit" sig :(

Nightmare Clock

Quote from: Officer Michaels;1276018By the way, I feel bad people are crediting me for my sig since you were the first one to actually make the "I Forgive Bit" sig :(


I knew it was fad material. :)
But I let you have it since I had bigger, more psychedelic ideas.

EDIT:
Quote from: TequilaClock;1276015Lmao not forget Guitar Hero
Yeah, this too. Everyone who can play guitar hero should be out there in Dragonforce cover bands.
Quote from: topcatyo;1758179The Clock Crew: Officially endorsed by  schizophrenics.
  So if you feel like making some new friends, imaginary or not, why  not come to the Clock Crew, where you\'re guaranteed a seat and a helpful  instructional pamphlet when you walk in, so long as you don\'t act like a  twat.

                                             
                                                             
 

TequilaClock

Being in thread, Rock Band makes me daydream I really know drumming.

LuigiClock

Its a violation of constitutional rights to prevent publication of such games. Recently i was robbed at gunpoint and pistol whipped twice, and you don't see me complaining about the games like such. Hell if games like this were around, it would give people an excuse to stay home and commit crimes on their fucking systems.

Besides, who would want a crazy bitch in the oval office? we know that regardless of who wins the democratic primaries, america would not vote for neither, and McCain would have an easy victory
You outta pocket...

Topcatyo

Quote from: Ric Flair;1276118Its a violation of constitutional rights to prevent publication of such games. Recently i was robbed at gunpoint and pistol whipped twice, and you don't see me complaining about the games like such. Hell if games like this were around, it would give people an excuse to stay home and commit crimes on their fucking systems.

Besides, who would want a crazy bitch in the oval office? we know that regardless of who wins the democratic primaries, america would not vote for neither, and McCain would have an easy victory
Apparently Republicans are switching parties so they can vote for her in the primaries because they know people would vote for McCain rather then her.
Then, come election time, they plan to switch back to Republican.
Apparently.

SoBe Clock

I just want to say, the second Violent video games get banned/passed laws against is the second I move to Japan or England.

Probably Japan since I've been studying Japanese for 4 years now, and it seems like a fun country.