Holy fucking shit I'm never eating habenaro hot sauce again

[CD Clock]

Soooo my parents went to mexico like a while ago. And they brought back habenero hot sauce made from habenero peppers and stuff.


Last night i put it on my nachos, along with some jalapenos.

About 2 minutes ago, I go to take a crap.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. IT FEELS LIKE SOMEONE STABBED ME IN THE ASSHOLE AND I'M BLEEDING OUT OF IT. DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR AND NEVER EVER EAT MORE THAN A DROP OF HABENERO HOT SAUCE. I'M ON THE FUCKING TOILET RIGHT NOW STILL AND OH GOD.

FUCK YOU MEXICO.

[SpinningCubeClock]

rofl

[BunnyClock]

lmao

[k0ma]

take a picture

[Wind-up Clock]

Just curious, how much did you put on your nachos?

[CD Clock]

Just curious, how much did you put on your nachos?

not that much but it still burned like fuck

[Quill]

lol my dad use to grow habenaro peppers. he  would dehydrate them and all it would take is like a flake or two to make my mouth burn for like 5 hours. shits intense

[Moose Clock]

I once did two shots of the stuff as a dare. I did not get much rest for a day or two. Then I shit out a red hot iron brick.

[AlbinoClock]

I've only had burning shit once, I don't remember what it was I ate. It's not fun. That must be pretty strong stuff though, I've eaten large amounts of wasabi and haven't had a problem.

[LuigiClock]

AHAHAHAHAHA! It reminds me of that one time I swallowed a bag of moon sugar that was cut with laxatives, I bled out of my asshoel

[Quill]

AHAHAHAHAHA! It reminds me of that one time I swallowed a bag of moon sugar that was cut with laxatives, I bled out of my asshoel

moon sugar ?

[LuigiClock]

moon sugar ?

Its stuff that helps you stay awake during the long night hours. It works better than coffee

[CD Clock]

I've only had burning shit once, I don't remember what it was I ate. It's not fun. That must be pretty strong stuff though, I've eaten large amounts of wasabi and haven't had a problem.

wasabi just burns my sinuses and i cant eat it anymore because i took a spoonfull of it and now the taste fucks me up

it doesnt give me burning shits though

[Blue]

I ate an entire jar of jalapeños once... similar outcome... spent 4 or 5 hours in the bathroom.

Felt like I was in labor.

[Prem Rawat]

You should see a dog when they eat stuff like that.

[Ingram-J/WristbandClock]

It's your loss for being stupid enough to eat Mexican food anyway.

[DNAClock]

Mexicowned!

[TequilaClock]

lmfao you sprinkled it all over the nachos as if it was ketchup right? Always investigate the sauce type you are using, habanero is known for being the spiciest type.

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Snake said hi.

[k0ma]

wuh???