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Farted by kittyclock, April 16, 2008, 09:10:54 PM

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Loki Clock

ITT: Post tits, Kitty! You cannot eat SoupClock! Ocarina achieves spiritual clockhood! and more!

Soup Clock

I'm alive and well.  I've been a bit more active recently.  School work bugs the shit out of me.   I'm posting from the lab now.  3D shapes are fun!

But yeah, as for our adventure, we totally rocked Baltimore.  I got lemonade and tacos.  The strip club experience was frightening.  I ended up telling them I had epilepsy so we could gtfo.  Then Kitty ditched me so I had to go back and drink alone and mope. :(

@Sobe, I'm coming home in a couple weeks so I'll give you notice, babe. ;)
ass whore

OvenmittClock

Quote from: KomBuchanan;1284161Then she eats them.

Like a spider.

praying mantis
AIDS

Kombucha

Quote from: Ovenmitt Clock;1284674praying mantis
Praying mantises usually only eat the head.

Teapot

Quote from: KomBuchanan;1285724Praying mantises usually only eat the head.
OF HIS PENIS.

It's nice to see someone met another clock. That's kind of neat. o.o Though I wonder how you people would get with that. Usually people act different from IRL/Internet. Besides, I always prefer picturing the cartoon characters talking on the forum. It feels more suitable for some reason. I mean having all the clocks have discussions, rather than the users themselves.


peyoteclock

Quote from: 711clock;1284442WHAT, I'M IN AN OPPRESSED GROUP NOW!?

WHY ARE CANADIANS BEING HATED!!

it's because in our country we pay waitresses normal fair wages where as in america they get paid shit wages and the general public are expected to tip heavily to compensate and we're only used to tipping 10% or whatever and i guess black people don't tip well probably because of the culture of oppression keeping them poor.

i assume if there is a race that doesn't tip at all they will be known as brits.

Teapot

Quote from: peyote;1285741it's because in our country we pay waitresses normal fair wages where as in america they get paid shit wages and the general public are expected to tip heavily to compensate and we're only used to tipping 10% or whatever and i guess black people don't tip well probably because of the culture of oppression keeping them poor.

i assume if there is a race that doesn't tip at all they will be known as brits.
My mom's a waitress. One day she had these shit customers that were bitching at her telling her to BRING the food (at a buffet.) and everyone tipped ass loads of money. I think that'd be an awesome job to work, just hire people to be angry at you.


HoochClock

i hope she didnt eat him... or crush him during intercourse.

Loki Clock

What the fuck why are you in Baltimore I missed the part where either of you live in Baltimore.

LuigiClock

Quote from: Souper Mod;1284613Hay there guyz, wats goin on here?

I'd love to meet each and every one of you! :3:3:3:3:3:3

BTW, if you're ever in Baltimore never go to the Miami club.  Full of blacks and women with no teeth.

That sends a good message of how da bitches are down here :facepalm:


maybe the ones on biscayne
You outta pocket...

GodClock

this thread was funny
Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

iPodClock

Yeah well I Blackmagic am now in iPod's house drinking his Coke playing his PS3 and doing weird things with polystyrene heads.
max signature height is 250px not 431, bro.