Your favourite buffets, yer fat bastards!

[PimpMasterKDOG]

Imagine you are really hungry and want to stuff yourself so full, that you fear burping afterwards in fear of puking in your mouth....where do you go?

My favorite (and my girlfriend's favorite) buffet to go to is called House of Sushi & Noodles in the Bucktown-ish neighborhood of Chicago.

A minimum 2 people and $13.95 per person gets miso soup, tempura vegetables, and all you can eat sushi.  I usually don't make it past 6 rolls, but at a minimum cost of $4 to $5 for a simple roll, you save quite a bit of money.  You can order up to two rolls per person per round.  If you go with a big group, imagine platters and platters of sushi coming out round after round.  We usually go about once a week because we're hardcore.  I'm probably going to skip night class so we can go tonight.




-->KDOG

[Arctic]

There is a sushi place around here called california rollin' that has all you can eat on weds for $20 (they make the best sushi in the city).

I also love our China Buffet and fill myself with cat and whatever meats until I feel like shitting and vomitting my brain out.

Pizza Hut lunch buffet is my poor substitution for a lack of Cici's in the area.

[buttplug]

Pizza Hut lunch buffet is my poor substitution for a lack of Cici's in the area.

I have never had cici's but I gotta tell you, I doubt it is as good as pizza hut. Their crust is just so fucking good.

[Arctic]

I have never had cici's but I gotta tell you, I doubt it is as good as pizza hut. Their crust is just so fucking good.

It's about 15x better than pizza hut buffet.

[TequilaClock]

Hands down.

[Slurpee]

Hands down.

Goddamned right.

I inject their fried chicken directly into my femoral artery

[Solenoidclock]

Imagine you are really hungry and want to stuff yourself so full, that you fear burping afterwards in fear of puking in your mouth....where do you go?

My favorite (and my girlfriend's favorite) buffet to go to is called House of Sushi & Noodles in the Bucktown-ish neighborhood of Chicago.

A minimum 2 people and $13.95 per person gets miso soup, tempura vegetables, and all you can eat sushi.  I usually don't make it past 6 rolls, but at a minimum cost of $4 to $5 for a simple roll, you save quite a bit of money.  You can order up to two rolls per person per round.

That sounds amazing. If I ever find myself in Chicago I'm going there for a ten hour spree. How far apart are the rounds? Does the price include nigiri?

[PimpMasterKDOG]

That sounds amazing. If I ever find myself in Chicago I'm going there for a ten hour spree. How far apart are the rounds? Does the price include nigiri?

The rounds aren't very far apart, enough time for you to recover though.  Basically, when they see you have a few pieces left, they take your next order, and it will come out around 10 minutes later.  The $13.95 buffet is all roll sushi.  Nigiri buffet is $21.95.  I've never gotten it though because I love the rolls.

If you ever happen to go, don't be tempted by their constant water refills.  It's really refreshing, but will fill you up quickly.

-->KDOG

[TequilaClock]

Goddamned right.

I inject their fried chicken directly into my femoral artery

I fucking love their chicken, roast beef and pizza.

Not to mention the drink and dessert variety. Vanilla cones? All you can drink of Dr Pepper, Barq's and milk chocolate? Fuck, yes

[Slurpee]

Yesss anywhere else a root beer float is like five dollars, but they got that fake ice cream shit and root beer at no extra cost

[joliet_jane]

Mongolian grills.  The kinds where you fill a bowl with whatever you want and then give it to the guys who cook it on a big round slab.

[MasterClock]

Uh, the only buffets I've been to are the Sizzler and Fresh Choice.  When I went to the Sizzler my mom burned my eye with a chicken finger.  So I guess I pick Fresh Choice.

[joliet_jane]

How could I forget this?

Hoss's is a small steakhouse/buffet chain that exists in and around PA, but not that far.  They have a salad bar and a lunch buffet with limited items, but the the dinners you get are single serve like a regular restaurant.

[BlackberryClock]

Wow, I have to try sushi buffet.

[RobertSmithClock]

golden corral

[Solenoidclock]

golden corral

I resigned there about a month ago. Pretty much anything outside of the salad bar, beef, and yeast rolls will guarantee you a painful death.