Who took my fucking smokes?

Steam · April 19, 2008, 12:29:01 AM

You guys are cool and everything, but I swear to CHRIST, IF I FIND OUT YOU GUYS STOLE MY SMOKES, I will not be held responsible for my actions! SMOKES NEEED CIGARETTES NAOW!!! FUCK SHIT CRAP SHIT DAMN FUCK HELL CHRIST!!! SMOKES!!!!!!!!!!111!1!1!!1!!!1! ME NOW ME JESUS FUCK CHRIST DAMN!!! ARGHHHHHHH!!!! (dies)

Steam · April 19, 2008, 12:35:03 AM

WAEIT! I found thiem. Mmmm... yessss... Ahh. Mmm... Clock Crew owns the Portal... never mind what I said before... Yes... there is balance in the Force.

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buttplug · April 19, 2008, 12:38:48 AM

Don't do the whole *dies* thing again pleaseeee

BreadfruitClock · April 19, 2008, 12:39:17 AM

this topic

BreadfruitClock · April 19, 2008, 12:39:21 AM

my god

OcarinaClock · April 19, 2008, 12:48:33 AM

What?

Steam, are you in a right state of mind? Today you stated Germanine was hot and now this?

LuxenbergClock · April 19, 2008, 12:50:45 AM

cool thread

Steam · April 19, 2008, 01:00:15 AM

No, I'm doin' alight, I have found aformentioned smukes. Wow. I really like cigarettes. YES I DO. YES I DO. BARG BARGLEFLATZ!!!!

I'm okay now... Speef Narkle Industies...

FLORBLEBARX!!!

Forklifting is where the money's at.

k0ma · April 19, 2008, 01:01:40 AM

Carmella DeHensen! lol! lol!

LuxenbergClock · April 19, 2008, 01:06:25 AM

well ok

gas

Steam · April 19, 2008, 01:06:32 AM

I've never had a community that has ever been concerned with my well being!!! You guys are fucking awesome and I totally mean that. You are a shining point in my life and I thank you. In complete sincerity, THANK YOU. :3 !!!

Somehow this pack of smokes seems, in the grand scheme, much less signficant, but I will smoke them all the same.

BRB.

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Who took my fucking smokes?