HAHA SUCK IT FAGGOTS

[VCRClock]

The Clock Crew's latest collaborative effort was not in the form of a Flash movie, but rather performing the mountainous task of reading this entire fanfiction aloud on Skype. Good times were had.

Involved parties were:
SeedClock and VCRClock (who stuck it out to the end)
TapeRecorderClock (who didn't quite stick it out to the end, but made it to, uh, Chapter 33 or so; his effort was admirable)
Topcatyo (who started the original Skype conversation in the first place)

FloppyDisk and Albino made appearances but were not bad enough dudes to lay down the literature for us.

Here is proof that an unnecessarily long Skype conversation was had (this does not include the hour or so spent talking during Topcatyo's original conversation):



In conclusion, fuck you.

<3

[VCRClock]

OKAY SO MAYBE SPENDING FOUR HOURS ON SKYPE ISN'T SOMETHING TO BE JEALOUS OF, BUT ANYWAY IT WAS AWESOME SCREW YOU PREPS YOU ARE TOTALLY NOT GOFF ENOUGH FOR THIS STORY ANYWAY.

[SeedClock]

seedclock saw the post which vcr made and started to read it sexily

[SeedClock]

p.s fuck preps

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

I almost made maltese vomit telling him about that a month or two ago. It's probably our generations finest literary work.

[buttplug]

You recorded this right???

[SeedClock]

You recorded this right???

were going to release a special read version on tape, soon to be availible at the clock crew store

[buttplug]

I plan on touching myself listening to it k?

EDIT: It has 44 chapters? hahaha oh my god.

[Steam]

Wolf Blitzer: Steam, through all of your various pursuits, did you ever wish you had access to broadband internet?

Steam: (contemplates)... yes.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/My_Immortal

[Steam]

I saw chapter 1 and for all intensive purposes, it is much more entertaining than Christianity.

Emaciated Skull Jesus approves!

EDIT:

"YES I DO!"

[iPodClock]

I read to chapter 5 and could not continue cause I laughing to fucking hard.

[Topcatyo]

My internet went out for hours so I couldn't join in
We need to do that again, though, that was hella fun.

[UnknownClock]

amazing, I couldn't bear it after voldermort gave him the gun

[buttplug]

I read to chapter 5 and could not continue cause I laughing to fucking hard.

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

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Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.

“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.

“How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”

Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

“Are you okay, Ebony?” Draco asked me gently.

“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….

Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

I don't see how this can be real. It's just too perfectly horrible.

[Roman Collar Clock]

This sounds like the best story ever.

[TapeRecorderClock]

(get it cuz im goffic an i liek death)

[InterstateClock]

I LOL'ed hard, especially reading the notes at the top of each chapter! Hahaha

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

OH noes, u r a prep or pozr if u flam hr!!!11

[LuigiClock]

onemoretime.wav

[ChocolateBarClock]

I couldn't join because my microphone wasn't working .