A 76 year old guy on NG

[ChocolateBarClock]

Wow. Just wow. A 76-year old man on Newgrounds.

http://bill-hundle.newgrounds.com/

[BehemothClock]

No one ever lies about their age

[ChocolateBarClock]

No, he even reviewed a flash, saying that the music was hurting his hearing aids.

Edit:                                "Is it over yet?"
                                                       date: March 20, 2008
                               Wow, what can an old guy say about this? The idea really wasn't great. The graphics were horrible. The music was hurting my hearing aids. I don't even know why I'm giving it a 1 star.

[frozennn]

You're stupid, chocolatebar.

                                                "Oh My!!!"
                                      submission: Crossing Cups Sweet Jenny
                                  date: March 27, 2008
                                        Wow, this game is even better than shuffleboard! After I started playing the game, I took 2 Viagra... it was awesome.

                                                "It's pretty good"
                                      submission: Newgrounds Pong 3
                                  date: March 19, 2008
                                        This is pretty good, but even easy was too hard for me. I only went back and forth with the computer once and then either me or the computer missed. Maybe it's just my old fingers, I don't know.

                                                "What???"
                                      submission: To My Fellow Newgrounders
                                  date: March 28, 2008
                                        I didn't like it... but just tell me when and where to be and I will. I haven't been laid in 10 years!

[Ti-83Clock]

thats just creepy

[TremcladClock]

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[Wind-up Clock]

Interesting. Not as cool as the smack-talking gamer granny, but interesting.

[Quill]

he's awesome
why would some one lie about there age and be  76

[Asshatclock]

he's awesome
why would some one lie about there age and be  76

I'm 80 and my balls got replaced with toothpicks.
I have no reason to lie to you so you have to believe me on this.

[AirPumpClock]

Hahaha, Knife Whisker Sack.

I'm nearly certain that this guy's a fake, but still worth a chuckle.

[frozennn]

                                                "Oh My!!!"
                                      submission: Crossing Cups Sweet Jenny
                                  date: March 27, 2008
                                        Wow, this game is even better than shuffleboard! After I started playing the game, I took 2 Viagra... it was awesome.

Guuuys.

[TruncheonClock]

I'm 80 and my balls got replaced with toothpicks.
I have no reason to lie to you so you have to believe me on this.

I do! I do! now tell me a story of the war.

[ChocolateBarClock]

lolwut
[flash]http://uploads.ungrounded.net/324000/324555_dog.swf[/flash]

[PirateClock]

jesus fucking christ clockcrew...

[AirPumpClock]

jesus fucking christ clockcrew...

Wait, you're blaming the whole Clock Crew when the first post starts with

CocolateBarClog

[Slash]

Back when I was a boy we didn't lie about our age, never!
The first time it ever happend would be when i was about 32 years old, I can still remember it like the day of yesterday.

[AirPumpClock]

Back when I was a boy we didn't lie about our age, never!
The first time it ever happend would be when i was about 32 years old, I can still remember it like the day of yesterday.

[Slash]

Which is awfully weird since I can't remember yesterday at all, my age is really a huge pain, kind of like my back lately, my doctor gives me medicine for it, but I doubt those pills work, you can't trust doctors!

[DWARFINATORclock]

jesus fucking christ clockcrew...

^

[frozennn]

Woah!