ATTN Virgins

[DWARFINATORclock]

I'm wondering how you found this, Ti-83.

[Dark Narcotic Wolf]

I'm wondering how you found this, Ti-83.

i think the answer to that is quite obvious

[Ti-83Clock]

I'm wondering how you found this, Ti-83.

friend sent it to me
i thought clock crew would appreciate his find
:/ w.e.

[Dark Narcotic Wolf]

friend sent it to me

sure

[PirateClock]

friend sent it to me
i thought clock crew would appreciate his find
:/ w.e.

Have a virgin friend who needs to get laid?
Send him to this page by entering your own name and e-mail:

[Marlin Clock]

sure

Well how exactly would he stumble upon this? Search "Free sex for virgins"?

[ChickenClock]

Yeah, me and Pirate are discussing wether or not this is prostitution because it'd be pretty hilarious if she'd get locked up for this.

[Marlin Clock]

Yeah, me and Pirate are discussing wether or not this is prostitution because it'd be pretty hilarious if she'd get locked up for this.

Well technically she isn't asking for money for any of it, so I'd say on a legal standpoint, no.
Looks just as pathetic, though.

[PirateClock]

Well technically she isn't asking for money for any of it, so I'd say on a legal standpoint, no.

that's what i said!

NoseFiend (23:40:53): Krijg je een beloning als je een hoer aangeeft?
NoseFiend (23:40:58): of is Tania niet in Amerika?
PirateClock (23:41:07): ze vraagt tog geen geld
NoseFiend (23:41:16): Want dat lijkt me best wel grappig als ze wordt opgepakt
NoseFiend (23:41:18): ja maar
NoseFiend (23:41:20): ehh
NoseFiend (23:41:31): misschien boeit dat niet voor hen?
PirateClock (23:41:54): als je iemand op kan pakken omdat ze je neuken nadat je iets voor ze gedaan hebt dan kunnen ze elke vrouw ooit oppakken

[Marlin Clock]

Uh, sorry, but what does that say?

[ChickenClock]

moon language

[PirateClock]

Uh, sorry, but what does that say?

NoseFiend (23:40:53): Krijg je een beloning als je een hoer aangeeft?
is there a reward for turning in a hooker?
NoseFiend (23:40:58): of is Tania niet in Amerika?
or isnt tania in america?
PirateClock (23:41:07): ze vraagt tog geen geld
well she doesn't asks for any money..
NoseFiend (23:41:16): Want dat lijkt me best wel grappig als ze wordt opgepakt
well it would be pretty funny if she got arrested
NoseFiend (23:41:18): ja maar
yes but
NoseFiend (23:41:20): ehh
ehh
NoseFiend (23:41:31): misschien boeit dat niet voor hen?
maybe that doesnt matter to them?
PirateClock (23:41:54): als je iemand opkan pakken omdat ze je neuken nadat je iets voor ze gedaan hebt dan kunnen ze elke vrouw ooit oppakken
if you could arrest someone afther they had sex in return for a favor, you could arrest every women ever.

[Marlin Clock]

I have to agree with ya, pirate.

[Ti-83Clock]

sure

my friend goes to 4chan
need i say more?

Yes, like I said, just blood/blood transfer can do it. That's why some people in poor third world countries that can't afford scanning equipment can sometimes give STIs to people through transfusions, or how junkies can pass it from sharing needles.

oh yeah that
totally forgot the obvious blood thing lol

[ChickenClock]

Oh wait, at first I thought "heh she looks like the Belgian chick who posed naked for her political campaign" and then I googled her name and it's actually her

I bet Belgium takes her really serious.

[PirateClock]

Oh wait, at first I thought "heh she looks like the Belgian chick who posed naked for her political campaign" and then I googled her name and it's actually her

I bet Belgium takes her really serious.

hahaha, talk about a one trick pony

[iPodClock]

wasnt there that politition that offered oral for votes?

all they told us is to 1. wear a condom 2. abstinence

catholic school ftw

also why the hell would your catholic school tell you to wear a condom?

[PirateClock]

also why the hell would your catholic school tell you to wear a condom?

Cause preachers dont want to get stds.

[Ti-83Clock]

also why the hell would your catholic school tell you to wear a condom?

they still taught us safe sex, but not to a great extend
mostly that abstinence was cooler

[iPodClock]

but catholic's don't approve of contraception!

WERID SCHOOL.