News:

If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.

Main Menu

ATTN Virgins

Farted by Ti-83Clock, April 27, 2008, 03:44:06 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 0 Guests are viewing this topic.

Ti-83Clock

http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/main2.php

help this girl achieve the world record for most stds

China Clock

Quote from: Ti-83Clock;1294067http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/main2.php

help this girl achieve the world record for most stds

Extremely poor logic on your part. If only virgins may apply then she won't get any STDs from them.

TequilaClock

Everyone will say they are virgins for the sake of a free slut.

PirateClock

_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

Ti-83Clock

Quote from: China Clock;1294074Extremely poor logic on your part. If only virgins may apply then she won't get any STDs from them.

this leads me to question... where do stds really come from?
monkey sex? (or monkey blood --> wound --> normal sex etc.?)

also this:
Quote from: The Hyper;1294076Everyone will say they are virgins for the sake of a free slut.

 = stds

China Clock

Quote from: The Hyper;1294076Everyone will say they are virgins for the sake of a free slut.

Haha! Charades on you, those guys would never get past the intense hymen exam! :reporter:


Edit:

Quote from: Ti-83Clock;1294082this leads me to question... where do stds really come from?
monkey sex? (or monkey blood --> wound --> normal sex etc.?)

You're thinking of aids alone. Oh and it's pretty much obvious that it's a man-made disease. The breakout zones corresponds completely with the trail the World Health Organization traveled when administrating a poorly made medicine, since they wanted to cut the costs.

That's what'cha get when you're cheap bastards.

The "man had sex/incident with diseased monkeys" is such intense bullshit in either case. When you look at the things that one gay man would've had to have had in place for it to spread on such a large scale and eventually all over the world: He's Santa Claus.


PirateClock

god i love red alert
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

Ti-83Clock

Quote from: CadillacClock;1294099New heights of stupidity are reached on the Clock Crew everyday.

sry for asking?

skeletal

"Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons"
LOLZ
Like a rat squatting in a doll\'s house.

Ti-83Clock

Quote from: CadillacClock;1294125I don't mind the question: It was associating STD's with beastiality that raised an eye-brow. Don't you kids have Sex Ed classes?

all they told us is to 1. wear a condom 2. abstinence
im not really sure where it came from, except from other people
but then... where did they get it, and where did that person get it... etc.

also
catholic school ftw

PirateClock

Quote from: Ti-83Clock;1294132all they told us is to 1. wear a condom 2. abstinence
im not really sure where it came from, except from other people
but then... where did they get it, and where did that person get it... etc.

also
catholic school ftw

stds are either viral or bacterial.  Both of which evolved into their current state, a virus is perhaps the best evidence of evolution consdering it's always changing.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

BobbyClock

Just keep on talkin'

Marlin Clock

Is the ToS just her talking about her "services" in the third person or is there some pimp out there who supports Net Neutrality?

Ti-83Clock

Quote from: PirateClock;1294136stds are either viral or bacterial.  Both of which evolved into their current state, a virus is perhaps the best evidence of evolution consdering it's always changing.

but where did it come from -_-
x--> person --> person -->... --> person --> you
if it evolves, etc. did humans start as the host for stds?

IIT you educate me about stds :(

EtchASketchClock

Take Care... Spike Your Hair!
[FLASH=http://files.myfrogbag.com/y10np3/Newsigthatworks.swf]width=400 height=200 wmode=transparent[/FLASH]

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Ti-83Clock;1294141but where did it come from -_-
x--> person --> person -->... --> person --> you
if it evolves, etc. did humans start as the host for stds?

IIT you educate me about stds :(
Most likely cause was it was an airborne virus/bacterium that could only enter through the blood at first, since that is one way that most all STDs can be transfered, and evolved into one that can also be transfered through genital body fluids.

PirateClock

Quote from: Ti-83Clock;1294141but where did it come from -_-
x--> person --> person -->... --> person --> you
if it evolves, etc. did humans start as the host for stds?

IIT you educate me about stds :(

well "stds" are basicly just viruses or infections. You get infections because of bacteria, the bacteria have evolved to survive on the human body, they could have started of as any type of bacteria maybe even a harmless one. But at one point it evolved into something else.  The same goes for viral stds, they could have started of has a harmless virus for most, but when introduced to a new host a virus can change (evolve) into a new virus. When having sex you exhange fluids which could contain bacteria or viruses, and so you can obtain an std.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

Ti-83Clock

Quote from: PirateClock;1294147well "stds" are basicly just viruses or infections. You get infections because of bacteria, the bacteria have evolved to survive on the human body, they could have started of as any type of bacteria maybe even a harmless one. But at one point it evolved into something else.  The same goes for viral stds, they could have started of has a harmless virus for most, but when introduced to a new host a virus can change (evolve) into a new virus. When having sex you exhange fluids which could contain bacteria or viruses, and so you can obtain an std.

mmm so that means that you can transmit an std without really having sex
:sherlock:
thank you for the info lol

Marlin Clock

Also, keep in mind that until this century the only real threats of STDs were the bacterial ones, like Syphilis and gonorrhea. Things like syphilis were actually deadly back then. With the explosion of population and the "sexual revolution" the number of identified STIs (which is actually the proper term for them) grew incredibly.
Quote from: Ti-83Clock;1294155mmm so that means that you can transmit an std without really having sex
:sherlock:
thank you for the info lol
Yes, like I said, just blood/blood transfer can do it. That's why some people in poor third world countries that can't afford scanning equipment can sometimes give STIs to people through transfusions, or how junkies can pass it from sharing needles.