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Farted by Faxe, May 01, 2008, 08:37:53 PM

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HeinekenClock

Quote from: Faxe;1297913That a guy who has fucked with the local jerks had his dick ruined by a smoke which was pushed out on his dick... its REAL


There's a homeless guy in town who does heroin and is an alcoholic, pisses his pants at least 10 times each weekend and gets arrested every other week.

I've heard rumors that he's actually a millionair.

Faxe

Quote from: GodClock;1297916why push cigarettes out when you can put them in. and why were those homos messing with that guys dick. i bet they just sucked it off and made up that phoney story
From that what I ve heard he insulted them somehow or made fun of their primitive white trash farmer behaviour or he get in a brawl with them... anyways this happened like a year ago

GodClock

Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

Faxe

Quote from: amy_winehouse_clock;1297920There's a homeless guy in town who does heroin and is an alcoholic, pisses his pants at least 10 times each weekend and gets arrested every other week.

I've heard rumors that he's actually a millionair.
you re not lulzy... not in anyway

Roman Collar Clock

Five euros is pretty good.  Go Deutschland!
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.


Faxe

Quote from: RomanCollarClock;1297925Five euros is pretty good.  Go Deutschland!
one little question... do you used to live or are living in skandinavia?

GodClock

Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

Faxe

Quote from: amy_winehouse_clock;1297928attn dutchiesw
vital information:
http://www.clockcrew.cc/talk/showpost.php?p=1276539&postcount=26
weee how did you find that?

Faxe

yes it is... but Im to lazy to look around on webs for serious threads like platos playground.... seriously those guys must be REALLY smart judged on their trivia knowledge...

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Roman Collar Clock

Quote from: Faxe;1297929one little question... do you used to live or are living in skandinavia?

This is where I live:


We have meth and low crime rates.
Quote from: Inquisitor on October 10, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.