Help! NAME my new robin! ^=^

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cut off its fucking wings

[WrenchClock]

racist

[TruncheonClock]

Dead yet?

[WrenchClock]

Counting the seconds, Coal

[RabidClock]

Name it Williams, then you can introduce it as 'my robin Williams'

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OK NAME IT WILLIAMS

[Topcatyo]

Williams is now the best name.
Also you should really release it into the wild.

One time my friends and I were walking around New York City.  When we were about to walk into a  restaurant, we noticed that one of the pigeons didn't fly away when we got near it.  I don't know why, but my one friend, who's mother keeps birds and pigeons and whatnot, picked it up.  Not the healthiest, safest thing to do, but whatever.  We carried it around a while looking for an animal shelter or something because we found out the bird (who we named Caesar) didn't have wings that worked at the moment.  So we carried it to the animal shelter and asked if they could do anything about it, they said no, so we let it out in a nice area where there wasn't anything around to (hopefully) kill it.

[Marlin Clock]

was it a bird relentlessly chirping 5 feet away

Well what the fuck did you expect when you picked up a wild bird?

[Bigglesnoots]

Well what the fuck did you expect when you picked up a wild bird?

I don't really think he minds

[DNAClock]

Well what the fuck did you expect when you picked up a wild bird?

Well... wild sex, of course.

[RabidClock]

I found a baby dove when I was like 12, we'd get bird seed and crush it up with a mortar and pestal with a little bit of water and feed it with a medicine dropper. It was pretty cool, it hung around for a while and slowly became wild once mating season came around.

[salt]

did you take it to church with you?


maybe god can heal it hahah

[Slash]

did you take it to church with you?


maybe god can heal it hahah

You don't need god for that, you can just visit the local messias.

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name it jose.

[salt]

name it monique


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name it monique


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yes, then you can shave all its feathers off put a huge amount of make-up on it and wake up every morning to kiss it and say:
"you are a pretty girl, you are very pretty. if pretty was personified you would be pretty thats what you are."

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I don't really think he minds

uh yeah this

Also, we're gonna try to take it somewhere on Monday

[salt]

hhahahahha thomas i love you hahaha

[RabidClock]

Or perhaps Peter to pay Paul, then it would be your robin Peter to pay Paul.

[Moose Clock]

Prince George of Robins.