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Farted by patriotclock, May 05, 2008, 08:52:01 PM

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patriotclock

May 05, 2008, 08:52:01 PM
In his sleevies!

patriotclock

#1
May 05, 2008, 08:53:05 PM

crock pot pot roadt

#2
May 05, 2008, 08:54:15 PM
I didnt get it a first but now I do.

FluxCapacitorClock

#3
May 05, 2008, 09:00:58 PM
itt hilarity

patriotclock

#4
May 05, 2008, 09:02:14 PM
i got more where that gem came from if anyones interested

ChimeClock

#5
May 05, 2008, 09:03:54 PM
my ribs!

patriotclock

#6
May 05, 2008, 10:07:21 PM
Why did the alien go to court?

patriotclock

#7
May 05, 2008, 10:07:30 PM
to settle a space suit!

GodClock

#8
May 05, 2008, 10:10:46 PM
ha HA
Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

Moose Clock

#9
May 05, 2008, 10:34:25 PM
Why did the Jew leave Germany?

Moose Clock

#10
May 05, 2008, 10:34:34 PM
To escape the holocaust!

patriotclock

#11
May 05, 2008, 11:24:14 PM
uh this thread is only for jokes on the back of laffy taffys

crock pot pot roadt

#12
May 05, 2008, 11:26:58 PM
Quote from: BLACKFACEINATOR;1302142uh this thread is only for jokes on the back of laffy taffys

eew those jokes are all told by 7 year olds and old casino moms who try to cheat you out of your never ending mountain dew bottle.

miracle fruit

#13
May 05, 2008, 11:28:11 PM
hahah that sleevies joke was so stupid i seriously almost shit my pants laughing

patriotclock

#14
May 06, 2008, 12:16:40 AM
Quote from: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad;1302144eew those jokes are all told by 7 year olds and old casino moms who try to cheat you out of your never ending mountain dew bottle.

what the fuck are you talking about.

oh oh ok i have another, i didnt get it at first and my english teacher had to explain it to me

patriotclock

#15
May 06, 2008, 12:16:52 AM
How do you get down off an elephant?

patriotclock

#16
May 06, 2008, 12:17:05 AM
you dont you get down off a duck!

Marlin Clock

#17
May 06, 2008, 12:28:04 AM
Is that using the double entendre of down meaning direction and immature feathers?

patriotclock

#18
May 06, 2008, 12:29:27 AM
Quote from: Marlix Wright;1302187Is that using the double entendre of down meaning direction and immature feathers?

it meant feathers but i never heard that expression before.

Marlin Clock

#19
May 06, 2008, 12:35:58 AM
Quote from: BLACKFACEINATOR;1302188it meant feathers but i never heard that expression before.
Double entendre just means two meanings for the same word/phrase. I guess I should have said homophone.
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