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So I just came back from an amphitheater.

Farted by TequilaClock, May 08, 2008, 06:30:35 PM

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TequilaClock

And it was so cool, I got to hold human brains, guts and all that shit.

The stench is pretty strong I gotta say.

Slash

I've got some human guts in my belly.

TequilaClock

Well I had guts IN MY HANDS. OOOOOOOO

Also human skin is curiously like leather.

PS: The corpse had a pretty weird cock.

GodClock

maybe becuase leather IS skin, from cattle. hur.
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beebles

I thought amphitheaters were where romans had plays and gladiator matches. I guess I was wrong, unless the corpse was from some modern day russell crowe tomfoolery.

TequilaClock

well they called it amphitheater, I was expecting a more specific name as morgue.

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Orangina Clock

Sounds awesome! How did the brain feel?
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DNAClock

After a few weeks it stops feeling like leather and starts feeling more like cardboard... try to suture that shit, it's like suturing crackers.
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TequilaClock

Quote from: Orangina Clock;1304710Sounds awesome! How did the brain feel?
Funny, it was like grabbing a cold rubber ball, but I could also feel it was fragile as jello.

Once a body is affected by the first stge of descomposition everything gets harder.

Oh and they had the top of the skull removed, watching the face flattered was so fucked up.
Quote from: DNAClock;1304716After a few weeks it stops feeling like leather and starts feeling more like cardboard... try to suture that shit, it's like suturing crackers.
I am not sure if I'll do it again after all, it was courtesy of our science teacher to reserve us a visit.

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Slash

What really happend:
Tequila's dad promised his family he would take them to a theme park, but he gambled all his money away and decided to go to the morogue pretending everything was going as he planned, all in all they had a pretty good time.

TequilaClock

Quote from: ZombieAhab;1304722What are you majoring in?
Well I am becoming a senior in high school, I think I'll get on visual arts as many others here. We just payed a visit to the local school of medicine.

buttplug

Quote from: The Hyper;1304726Well I am becoming a senior in high school, I think I'll get on visual arts as many others here. We just payed a visit to the local school of medicine.
Oh, I thought you might be studying in medical school or something.

TequilaClock

Quote from: ZombieAhab;1304729Oh, I thought you might be studying in medical school or something.
Nah, I am only 17 and all the stuff about bodies, and guts is a bit too creppy for doing it everyday. Also I am afraid about having the life of others in my hands.

AlbinoClock

Your science teacher is fucking awesome.

Marlin Clock

Sounds awesome. Going into biology myself.

 And I've heard those viewing rooms around operation tables being called amphitheaters before.

TequilaClock

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1304912Sounds awesome. Going into biology myself.

 And I've heard those viewing rooms around operation tables being called amphitheaters before.
I guess that's why, however there was nothing above but roof.