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HeinekenClock

May 17, 2008, 05:29:13 PM
The queen of the Netherlands smokes.

Remember when I made a thread and it was about the queen passing my house? A family friend had a press pass and documented entire queen's day and was also at the afterparty (I had no idea the royal family partied). The queen, and princess Máxima as well, smoke Marlboro's. They also drink sherry of a brand he didn't quite get, but they did order some.

Just so you know I'm in a cave somewhere in Frisia hiding from the Interpol who're going to put a price on my head now, so use this information carefully.

Edit - No wait the queen drinks sherry but he didn't say what the rest of them drank.

PepsiClock

#1
May 17, 2008, 05:30:59 PM
O NO! grow up man who cares
does she smoke weed?

HeinekenClock

#2
May 17, 2008, 05:33:04 PM
I don't care it's just that the rest of the Netherlands will now riot and demand to know the rest of it! If she keeps her smoking habit a secret, what else don't we know?

PepsiClock

#3
May 17, 2008, 05:34:10 PM
the stupid shit people believe in this world

HeinekenClock

#4
May 17, 2008, 05:35:59 PM
Quote from: PepsiClock;1312778the stupid shit people believe in this world
god
honesty
the good in mankind
monogamous marriage

??

MonsterMunch

#5
May 17, 2008, 05:36:48 PM
All our Queen does is steal our money and fuck her own family members and kill pretty ladies who threaten the landmine industry.

HeinekenClock

#6
May 17, 2008, 05:37:39 PM
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1312785All our Queen does is steal our money and fuck her own family members and kill pretty ladies who threaten the landmine industry.

dood i wish my queen was that cool

owait my queen smokes she could out-cool your queen like THAT

MonsterMunch

#7
May 17, 2008, 05:44:13 PM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1312787dood i wish my queen was that cool

owait my queen smokes she could out-cool your queen like THAT

My queen has a racist husband that calls people spear chuckers.

HeinekenClock

#8
May 17, 2008, 05:45:28 PM
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1312799My queen has a racist husband that calls people spear chuckers.
My queen has a dead husband that went on safari all his life sleeping with women he wasn't married to.

VCRClock

#9
May 17, 2008, 05:46:37 PM
The Queen secretly smokes
Barack Obama secretly smokes

COINCIDENCE ??
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

HeinekenClock

#10
May 17, 2008, 05:47:44 PM
Quote from: VCRClock;1312805The Queen secretly smokes
Barack Obama secretly smokes

COINCIDENCE ??
White old lady by day, heroic black dude at night.

FileCabinetClock

#11
May 17, 2008, 05:47:48 PM
Quote from: VCRClock;1312805The Queen secretly smokes
Barack Obama secretly smokes

COINCIDENCE ??

omg
the man, the legend

MonsterMunch

#12
May 17, 2008, 05:52:01 PM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1312803My queen has a dead husband that went on safari all his life sleeping with women he wasn't married to.

My Queen has a grandson that was filmed firing blank bullets in a film studio to make it look like he was fighting in Afganistan.

And she can make Knights, regardless of strength on the battlefield. HOW THE FUCK CAN ELTON JOHN BE A KNIGHT!?

Unless he arsefucks the enemy to death.

HeinekenClock

#13
May 17, 2008, 05:54:38 PM
Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1312819My Queen has a grandson that was filmed firing blank bullets in a film studio to make it look like he was fighting in Afganistan.

And she can make Knights, regardless of strength on the battlefield. HOW THE FUCK CAN ELTON JOHN BE A KNIGHT!?

Unless he arsefucks the enemy to death.
My queen has a son that had to step down from his right to the throne because his wife is the ex-girlfriend of a dutch gangster who i think is dead now.

MonsterMunch

#14
May 17, 2008, 05:58:05 PM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1312821My queen has a son that had to step down from his right to the throne because his wife is the ex-girlfriend of a dutch gangster who i think is dead now.

My Queen would kick your Queen's ass!

Shes taken enough money out of my wage for some kick-ass armour and an M16!

Your Queen would just get high and eat tulips while she wears clogs.

ChodeClock

#15
May 17, 2008, 06:20:46 PM
Time to call Albert Verlinde or that other gay guy from Boulevard.

HeinekenClock

#16
May 17, 2008, 06:26:37 PM
Quote from: ChodeClock;1312849Time to call Albert Verlinde or that other gay guy from Boulevard.
a bunch of those oranjegeilers were there as well including that one fat guy that everyone hates

DWARFINATORclock

#17
May 17, 2008, 06:29:06 PM
Who cares? Are you going to make a thread about her favorite snack when you find out? Are you going to make a thread when you find out if she wipes sitting down or standing up?

Stop making shitty threads, please.

DWARFINATORclock

#18
May 17, 2008, 06:31:00 PM
Quote from: HeinekenClock;1312856a bunch of those oranjegeilers were there as well including that one fat guy that everyone hates

HeinekenClock?

HeinekenClock

#19
May 17, 2008, 06:31:56 PM
Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1312858HeinekenClock?
If someone made a joke that predictable over here, someone would hit him.
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