you probably love your pets

BunnyClock · May 25, 2008, 11:08:25 AM

Quotewell i love all but i chose female dog
i would want them to live longer thou

Pretty much all the dogs I know have lived up to over 12 years, maybe these guys must be doing something wrong to their dogs.

TapeRecorderClock · May 25, 2008, 11:26:27 AM

ugh sick. call the swat.

Mangosteen Clock · May 25, 2008, 11:56:31 AM

Quote from: Bellerophon;1318348Pretty much all the dogs I know have lived up to over 12 years, maybe these guys must be doing something wrong to their dogs.

Maybe it's the bestiality.

BunnyClock · May 25, 2008, 12:03:28 PM

Quote from: Mangosteen Clock;1318382Maybe it's the bestiality.

Where did you get your awesome signature? I know it's gta iv, but did you record it yourself or did you find it in an awesome hidden place filled up with gems like that one?

PimpMasterKDOG · May 25, 2008, 12:08:50 PM

Um. I just learned how to give a dog anal.

-->KDOG

Roman Collar Clock · May 25, 2008, 12:11:51 PM

This site is hilarious.

It reminds me of a confession on group hug where a guy fucked his best friend's dog in the ass. His dog started having seizures afterwards.

DNAClock · May 25, 2008, 12:45:10 PM

How fucked up do you have to be to have anal sex with a goddamn animal... or to let an animal fuck you in the ass, I mean, did their parents put a leash on them or gave them dog food as breakfast every day of their lives? Raped by a veterinary? Extreme furry lovers?

It's sick, a lot of those people should be in jail, I mean, just because you give your dog a boner and suck his cock it doesn't mean it isn't animal abuse.

Topcatyo · May 25, 2008, 12:52:52 PM

I just found this.

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AirPumpClock · May 25, 2008, 12:55:12 PM

Quote from: The Prince of All Cosmos;1318439I just found this.

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dahahahahahaha

You know, this board reminds me a lot of inflation boards. Except much more... unusual.

Mangosteen Clock · May 25, 2008, 12:59:54 PM

Quote from: Bellerophon;1318390Where did you get your awesome signature? I know it's gta iv, but did you record it yourself or did you find it in an awesome hidden place filled up with gems like that one?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2847582

Solenoidclock · May 25, 2008, 01:04:12 PM

A blonde city girl marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,
'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today.
I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him
where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man
arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down to the barn.

They walk along the row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him,
'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady,
'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know this is the cow to be bred?'

'That's simple. By the nail over its stall,' Amy explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, 'I guess it's
to hang your pants on.'

Topcatyo · May 25, 2008, 01:05:29 PM

Quote from: Mangosteen Clock;1318442http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2847582

That thread is absolutely hilarious.

This is my new avatar.

AirPumpClock · May 25, 2008, 01:10:26 PM

Quote from: The Prince of All Cosmos;1318445That thread is absolutely hilarious.

This is my new avatar.

NO LINKING FROM THIS HOST : (

Topcatyo · May 25, 2008, 01:12:08 PM

Fixed.

AirPumpClock · May 25, 2008, 01:15:00 PM

Excuse me while I go get some HCl for my eyes.

Topcatyo · May 25, 2008, 01:19:17 PM

Yes, Airpump, thank you oh so much for posting it here too.[/sarcasm]

Also

AirPumpClock · May 25, 2008, 01:21:21 PM

What game's this from?

Sigma · May 25, 2008, 01:25:22 PM

How bored are you to find this shit honestly.

Exclamation Mark · May 25, 2008, 01:29:32 PM

I remember being linked to this before, the guy who linked me to it said he used some of th stories there to piss off random people

FileCabinetClock · May 25, 2008, 01:47:00 PM

Quote from: WarCorrespondent;1318210Stay away from CC's peggeys!!!!

i bet sticking your dick in a peggey would be great

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