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Farted by LeekClock, May 28, 2008, 10:04:58 AM

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FrankClock

#40
May 28, 2008, 05:02:45 PM
Quote from: LeekClock;1321305oh, americans.
you say everything wrong!
erm, i'm not racist

You umm... uh Nationalist... wait. I dunno if that works.
StrawberryClock once wrote, the portal is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part.

Quotefudgefalcon (6:19:59 PM): I got elected student body president for this year
InvisibleImagery (6:20:30 PM): haha
fudgefalcon (6:21:31 PM): I just bashed the previous president and talked about how shitty the school year was
InvisibleImagery (6:21:52 PM): oh you pulled an Obama

Solenoidclock

#41
May 28, 2008, 05:03:36 PM
Oh, damn you LeekClock.
Your foreign befuddlement,
I find it charming.

Frank is also cute.
His juggly English poems
remind me of Japs.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

Topcatyo

#42
May 28, 2008, 05:04:07 PM
Haiku are bitchin'
I like to make haiku lots
Haiku are bitchin'
I'm running low on creativity today.

LeekClock

#43
May 28, 2008, 05:05:08 PM
in american english you seem to give dog a long vowel, wheras in british english it's very short.

FrankClock

#44
May 28, 2008, 05:09:29 PM
Quote from: LeekClock;1321315in american english you seem to give dog a long vowel, wheras in british english it's very short.

It's pronouced basically the same way people hip-hoppily spell it out, "dawg".
StrawberryClock once wrote, the portal is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part.

Quotefudgefalcon (6:19:59 PM): I got elected student body president for this year
InvisibleImagery (6:20:30 PM): haha
fudgefalcon (6:21:31 PM): I just bashed the previous president and talked about how shitty the school year was
InvisibleImagery (6:21:52 PM): oh you pulled an Obama

Solenoidclock

#45
May 28, 2008, 05:11:14 PM
Quote from: LeekClock;1321315in american english you seem to give dog a long vowel, wheras in british english it's very short.

I may petition
that all haiku from here on
must be in Lojban.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

TequilaClock

#46
May 28, 2008, 05:12:22 PM
A man called this noon
he asked stuff of my sister
I feared not but now

Solenoidclock

#47
May 28, 2008, 05:14:38 PM
Quote from: Monodi;1321325A man called this noon
he asked stuff of my sister
I feared not but now

A robot called mine.
A government job offer;
she is only twelve.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

TequilaClock

#48
May 28, 2008, 05:16:27 PM
Quote from: Monterey Jack;1321329A robot called mine.
A government job offer;
she is only twelve.
Mine is twenty-one
She is going to France next month
My parents are nuts

Topcatyo

#49
May 28, 2008, 05:18:48 PM
I have a penis
It is a nice thing to have
Dirty humor ha

Solenoidclock

#50
May 28, 2008, 05:19:48 PM
France is not my bag.
My parents are mostly sane,
but they are nudists.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

LeekClock

#51
May 28, 2008, 05:24:47 PM
Quote from: The Prince of All Cosmos;1321337I have a penis
It is a nice thing to have
Dirty humor ha

Dirty, topkatyo?
Heard of personal hygene?
Stinky wiener... yuck.

Topcatyo

#52
May 28, 2008, 05:31:36 PM
Appreciated.
Thanks for the advice, Leek, but...
My weiner is washed.

Wind-up Clock

#53
May 28, 2008, 06:44:31 PM
my steak is tender
juicy good and chewy too
and now it is gone :(
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