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Farted by Teapot, May 29, 2008, 01:13:59 AM

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BilliardBall10

#20
May 29, 2008, 06:31:50 AM
well...
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
''fuck you, and your car!''
 
''no, i will fuck her later.''
 
''what?''
 
''thats correct.''

k -i raise dragons. here we go -click HERE- i mean click the eggs -and the dragons, until they become  adults.

BreadfruitClock

#21
May 29, 2008, 06:33:09 AM
Btw are all cars female? If not how do you tell?

Slurpee

#22
May 29, 2008, 06:33:19 AM
A global community of 500 people.

There are more otakukin than there are car fuckers.

SpongeClock SquarePants

#23
May 29, 2008, 06:36:44 AM
Quote from: SLARPEECLOAK SLURPICLOOK;1321916A global community of 500 people.

There are more otakukin than there are car fuckers.

damn you made me google that and now i lost my newly regained hope for mankind

ArgoonKlok

#24
May 29, 2008, 06:42:40 AM
love cars

skeletal

#25
May 29, 2008, 07:12:48 AM
He must be pretty well endowed to fuck a exhaust pipe, also how can you break up with a car?
Like a rat squatting in a doll\'s house.

MilkshakeClock

#26
May 29, 2008, 07:44:02 AM
QuoteBefore Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.
oh god, i always knew the Jehovah's were whores.
the reason i have nobody to love is because i keep breaking those damn chain bulletins.

SpinningCubeClock

#27
May 29, 2008, 07:44:21 AM
I read an article once. Apparently, you use a beer can holder or something, you know those squishy tubes? Then you cut it to the perimeter of your enlarged member and slip it in the exhaust or some shit. Then you basically just fuck it. You can take off the hand brake so it rocks with your motion too. The article was like 4 pages fuck.
hello

Slurpee

#28
May 29, 2008, 07:46:00 AM
Quote from: MilkshakeClock;1321962oh god, i always knew the Jehovah's were whores.
I think they would be pimps in that instance actually

or whatever you call those guys that kidnap people and sell them as sex slaves

MilkshakeClock

#29
May 29, 2008, 07:48:04 AM
Quote from: SLARPEECLOAK SLURPICLOOK;1321965or whatever you call those guys that kidnap people and sell them as sex slaves
but the ones that come to my door are always so damn ugly.
the reason i have nobody to love is because i keep breaking those damn chain bulletins.

Kombucha

#30
May 29, 2008, 10:01:58 AM

No fat chicks.

salt

#31
May 29, 2008, 10:24:43 AM
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Steve

#32
May 29, 2008, 10:45:30 AM
Quote from: fuck me? fuck you.;1321915Btw are all cars female? If not how do you tell?
automatics are females cos they don't have a nob

Topcatyo

#33
May 29, 2008, 02:16:23 PM
At first I thought "That's suck!" but then I realized that there are worse things you can fuck and at least it's victimless sex unless it were KITT from Knight Rider.

Teapot

#34
May 29, 2008, 02:42:30 PM
Quote from: CeleriacClock;1321904Haha there's more of them, imagine joining that group thinkng it was just people who enjoyed driving cars.
I think I might just go there to troll people.

Moose Clock

#35
May 29, 2008, 02:54:11 PM
Quote from: PatriotClock;1321789Exhaust pipe?

Only after a thorough enema.

PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK

#36
May 29, 2008, 03:10:26 PM
I'm not surprised.

UnknownClock

#37
May 29, 2008, 03:18:22 PM
He's got good taste in cars. He's cool in my book.

KeyClock

#38
May 29, 2008, 04:55:06 PM Last Edit: May 10, 2013, 12:51:40 AM by KeyClock
Quote from: unknownclock?;1322197He's got good taste in cars.
This

TequilaClock

#39
May 29, 2008, 05:09:31 PM
Quote from: Kombucha;1321764He's a dragon.
Oh God this is giving me some memories
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