Frank has bad luck.

[Steve]

InvisibleImagery: if poker was a person id want to shoot it in the face
ZombieLincolnJr: haha, lost again?
InvisibleImagery: yeah
InvisibleImagery: i was playing a stake for some one (they give you money and you play and hope to win money)
InvisibleImagery: and it was Sit N Gos which mean when a certain amount of people sign up, it starts
InvisibleImagery: i had pocket aces
InvisibleImagery: and a guy right infront of me goes all in, so of course i call all in
InvisibleImagery: he has Jack and 9 of diamonds
InvisibleImagery: the flop is King Queen and 3
InvisibleImagery: ok good so far
InvisibleImagery: turn is a 6
InvisibleImagery: im 90% to win
InvisibleImagery: then the river oh hey its a ten to give him a straight, sucks to be you aces
ZombieLincolnJr: hahaha
ZombieLincolnJr: damn you suck frank
InvisibleImagery: its not i that sucks, its my luck
InvisibleImagery: if i stood outside with 99 other people and we all held metal rods in the air during a lightning storm, id be the one to get hit
ZombieLincolnJr: haha damn you luck frank
InvisibleImagery: id be the one, if i went to go kill myself id actually do something to where it becomes a miracle cure
InvisibleImagery: but then when every one goes to try it, they turn into zombies and every one hates me
InvisibleImagery: and yes i stole that from I am Legend

[FrankClock]

Don't play poker kids. It's the devil. Fucking pocket aces, fold those shits. They are worthless.

[Lump Clock]

Aw hahahahaha
Poor Frank, always getting the shit stick.

[Il Duce]

I can't play poker worth a shit anyway.

[FrankClock]

I can't play poker worth a shit anyway.

Go all in with J9 suited. It wins every time. No matter what your opponent has.

[AlbinoClock]

Pocket aces are pretty gay.

[PaperClipClock]

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