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Farted by VirusClock, June 02, 2008, 10:39:05 PM

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Solenoidclock

Quote from: Cheshire Clock;1326841I'll move to Japan.

Why does everyone treat Americans like crap when it's our dickwad president we did not vote for what done it?

Because the Bureaucratic systems that run our government cannot communicate effectively either within themselves or with each other to solve a problem even with multiple viable solutions staring them in the face. Though the general well-meaning population of the US is misrepresented on every issue, the rest of the world cannot pity us because of our high and gluttonous standards of living and usually unhindered civil liberties.

When is Absinthe coming back online?
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

NintendrCkolc

when he damn well feels like it.

Who do you think barack obama will choose as his vice president?

Seriously Dark

Me

Do you REALLY care about the global warming issue?

TequilaClock

just now :grumpy:

What to do when you feel full as a barrel?

TheCheshireClock

Quote from: kcolClliD;1327067just now :grumpy:

What to do when you feel full as a barrel?

Buys some crackers


What lives at the center of the earth?


Topcatyo

Leprechauns.

Can adults really see why kids really love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

TheCheshireClock

Quote from: The Prince of All Cosmos;1327088Leprechauns.

Can adults really see why kids really love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

No, fuck them. It's the cinnamon sugar swirls on every bite.

What's black and white and red all over?


NintendrCkolc

Quote from: Cheshire Clock;1327888No, fuck them. It's the cinnamon sugar swirls on every bite.

What's black and white and red all over?




Would Barbara Walters be a good playmate of the year candidate?

PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK

no.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Teapot

Somewhere between one and ten.

What am I wearing?


PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK

silk pantyhose and your grandma's bra.

How many days of school did Ferris Bueler miss on his senior year?

ActionClock

Quote from: PeanutButterClock;1327960How many days of school did Ferris Bueler miss on his senior year?

Nine Times.

Where exactly is Waldo?
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

TheCheshireClock

Quote from: ActionClock;1328103Nine Times.

Where exactly is Waldo?

In Mexico with 2Pac and Joyce DEwitt.


Who can jump higher than the highest mountain?


TabascoClock


Seriously Dark

Haddaway's song "What is Love" was used in many sketches on SNL in the 90s, as well as in a Super Bowl XLII Diet Pepsi Max commercial, and in episode 8 of David Lovelace's popular flash cartoon series, I'm a edgy teen Animal Babies.
 
 
 
Will China grow larger?

TheCheshireClock

Quote from: Serious;1328125Haddaway's song "What is Love" was used in many sketches on SNL in the 90s, as well as in a Super Bowl XLII Diet Pepsi Max commercial, and in episode 8 of David Lovelace's popular flash cartoon series, I'm a edgy teen Animal Babies.
 
 
 
Will China grow larger?

Do you mean in landmass of population? Because I can see both happening.


Who is D.B. Cooper?


TabascoClock

Not unless their penises don't.

Who killed Bambi's mother?

TabascoClock

Quote from: Cheshire Clock;1328126Do you mean in landmass of population? Because I can see both happening.


Who is D.B. Cooper?

The legendary hijacker.

Who killed Bambi's mother?

buttplug

I DID

When will it All Be Revealed?

TabascoClock

when i clock.

What number am I thinking of?