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Farted by FrankClock, June 04, 2008, 05:25:54 PM

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FrankClock

5 raps this time. Even though Patriot has worked his way, Paperclip is technically the higher seed. So he gets to choose. Remember 5 raps to determine the winner. GL!
StrawberryClock once wrote, the portal is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part.

Quotefudgefalcon (6:19:59 PM): I got elected student body president for this year
InvisibleImagery (6:20:30 PM): haha
fudgefalcon (6:21:31 PM): I just bashed the previous president and talked about how shitty the school year was
InvisibleImagery (6:21:52 PM): oh you pulled an Obama

OcarinaClock

APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

souljaclocktellem

PATRIOT IM CUMIN FO U NIGGA

splatter

NIGGA I'LL SUCK AT RAPPING SO MUCH I'LL MAKE YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AND BLEED FROM THE EYES WHEN YOU SEE IT THEN BLEED FROM THE EARS WHEN YOU READ IT.
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splatter

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patriotclock

Quote from: souljaclocktellem;1328074PATRIOT IM CUMIN FO U NIGGA

Nig i ain't won nothin yet

patriotclock

Don't hold it against them. I am very intimidating.

splatter

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LambdaClock


patriotclock

But seriously hurry up and go, I have to leave for Senior Week either Saturday night or Sunday morning.

OcarinaClock

When is dis sheit goin down?
APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

splatter

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PaperClipClock

#13
Eh better get this out of the way, but I know you ain't got nothing important to say;
Cause, man my rhymes are fresher then a cup of Earl Grey on a midsummer's day;
So far it's like everyone's been saying the same thing, nothing new to display;
I feel just like Bill Murray in Groundhog Day;
Every time I've been winnin' by default, with breath sweeter then garlic salt;
My rhyme assault leaves others to exalt, sinking them deeper then the San Andreas Fault;
So what now? Prepare your rhymes to Halt;
Interrupt like haltman distracting your attention span, While I'm fuckin' moms in their minivans;
Lisa needs braces? Be sure to get the dental plan;
I'll write all over ya like Walt Whitman, Oil yourself up like the tin man, so you can fly away like peter pan;
Now you on the run like Douglas Quaid, total recallin' and feeling my crusade;
Now lay down your masquerade before you go and get played;
Now go away on Senior week, cause it's lookin' truly bleak;
The clip with the technique about to finish his winning streak.

patriotclock

PaperClip you fucking pussy you wait until the last minute,
While i've been waitin for you i found yo mommas pussy and went up in it.
Nigga i'm goin on senior week you know this,
but did ya know your mommas comin too to blow this?

You think you can sneak in with a rap and undercut me?
Shit nigga doin that just makes you a pussy.
Man my raps even affect people subliminally,
everyone knows the only way you can win this is criminally!
So sit down nigga and have a seat,
because the rumors are true PatriotClock can not be beat.

PaperClipClock

A Patriot clock can't be beat? Please just have a seat;
Man I'll take you down to beat street and show you the heat between my foot and the concrete;
Your act's just a repeat of a repeat, a complete defeat by a elite offbeat treat;
Wow, pussy and your mom jokes? I would complain, but makes you an easier bloke to smoke;
You rap as if you're trying to provoke, a power inside me that'll make me brake the yolk, and leave you broke without a dollar for a coke;
There ain't no chance, not one hope, my rhymes are too dope, you just can't cope, get ready to mope, tie that rope or get caught in my scope;
The Patriot with the Nigganator thinkin he's the greater, what you need a translator? I'm gonna win sooner or later!
Put an arrow to his dick so we can find, put that away man it's all in your mind;
My raps are so far ahead that they can't be defined, after this is over you'll be so far behind you'll have to resign.
But don't take my word for it, all ya need is a little bit of wit to flip the switch in your lid and tell ya that it's time to quit;
Just admit: I spit this shit and emit a sound that makes you wanna commit;
SUICIDE, Sorry that you cried, after gettin' wide eyed, at my fly stride;
The pain will subside, now go catch your ride, while you can still say that you tried;

EnvelopeClock

watch me crank it watch me oh
superman that hoe

OcarinaClock

APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).

FrankClock

I'm gonna extend this until there are 5 raps total per each person so we can get a full winner.
StrawberryClock once wrote, the portal is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part.

Quotefudgefalcon (6:19:59 PM): I got elected student body president for this year
InvisibleImagery (6:20:30 PM): haha
fudgefalcon (6:21:31 PM): I just bashed the previous president and talked about how shitty the school year was
InvisibleImagery (6:21:52 PM): oh you pulled an Obama

OcarinaClock

APRIL 23, 2008



Never forget.
Quote from: GearBox;1349678The Clock Crew may die, IF we don\'t get more people like CrustClock, who are good at flash. Thankfully, people are coming back (ie, CorpseGrinder).