What do your names mean?

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

All names, but not your last name because nobody cares who your daddy is.


My names are Christiaan Theodoor.

Christiaan:
From Old English cristen, from Latin Christianus, from Greek Χριστιανός (khristianos), from Χριστός (khristos) meaning "the anointed".[4] In the (Greek) Septuagint version of the Hebrew Bible, khristos was used to translate the Hebrew מָשִׁיחַ (Mašíaḥ,) (messiah), meaning "[one who is] anointed."[5]

The anointed

Theodoor:
The English Theodore comes via French from the Greek name Theodōros, composed of the elements theos (god â€" in Greek, θεός) + dōron (gift â€" in Greek, δώρον), meaning "gift of God". The name was popular among early Christians and was borne by several saints.

Gift from god

So that makes me:


The anointed gift from god

[Wind-up Clock]

Matthew

"Gift from above"

[Il Duce]

I have one name.

Google define:
Andrew|アンドリュー is a fictional character from SNK Playmore's Samurai Shodown series of fighting games. He's one of the main protagonists and new characters from the recent Samurai Spirits: Tenkaichi Kenkakuden

[TapedeckClock]

Will:William
king.


bow down to your master bitch.

[crock pot pot roadt]

Connor (from Conchobar, a Gaelic name meaning "Wolf Lover/Wolf Kin", or "Dog Lover", often spelled Conor when used as a first name)
 
oh damn
 
Connor is an unorganized territory in Aroostook County, Maine, United States. The population was 424 at the 2000 census.
 
thats a bit better.

[PolearmClock]

sage
     adj 1: having wisdom that comes with age and experience
     2: of the gray-green color of sage leaves [syn: sage-green]
     n 1: a mentor in spiritual and philosophical topics who is
          renowned for profound wisdom
     2: aromatic fresh or dried gray-green leaves used widely as
        seasoning for meats and fowl and game etc
     3: any of various plants of the genus Salvia; cosmopolitan
        [syn: salvia]

[TheCheshireClock]

From the Hebrew name יְהוֹשֻׁעַ (Yehoshu'a) which meant "YAHWEH is salvation". Joshua was one of the twelve spies sent into Canaan by Moses in the Old Testament. After Moses died Joshua succeeded him as leader of the Israelites. The name Jesus is derived from this name.

I'm Jesus.

[BootClock]

James:

Supplanter, Successor, Representative.

Clifford:
From a steep cliff, the cliff by the ford, the ford by the cliff.

So it appears I am inline to be the next steep cliff or representative of all cliffs.

[souljaclocktellem]

MEENZ iMA FUKIN BOSS

[crock pot pot roadt]

James:
 
Supplanter, Successor, Representative.
 
Clifford:
From a steep cliff, the cliff by the ford, the ford by the cliff.
 
So it appears I am inline to be the next steep cliff or representative of all cliffs.

Clifford:
The big red dog

[FileCabinetClock]

filecabinetclock

a file cabinet w/ clock on it

[AnimeClock]

Jonathan was this guy in the bible who saved King David from doing some stupid shit

Ashley was a name that my mom thought would sound cute when she permanently changed her surname to that from "Nodopaka"

[FileCabinetClock]

but seriously folks

Joseph:
The Lord will increase/add

Stephen:
"crown", "wreath", "king"

Price:
It is a common name among those of Welsh ancestry, as it is an anglicized corruption form of the Welsh name ap Rhys, meaning son of Rhys.

that last one leads to me the question who the fuck is rhys

[Marlin Clock]

Michael: "Who is like God?"

Not sure why there's a questionmark. Some versions leave it out, so idno.

Either way is fitting, I think.

[coalclock]

Ben
This name can either be a short form of BENJAMIN or BENEDICT or else it can mean "son" in Hebrew. A notable bearer was Ben Jonson, a 17th-century English poet and playwright.

Dennis which comes from DIONYSOS
From Greek Διος (Dios) meaning "of ZEUS" combined with Νυσα (Nysa), the name of a legendary mountain. In Greek mythology Dionysos was the god of wine, revelry, fertility and dance. He was the son of Zeus and Semele.
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So I am son of Zeus!
banging!

[patriotclock]

Jeffrey Joseph
"Heavnly Peace" & "The Lord Will increase/add"

[InterstateClock]

Francisco: "Free Land"
Javier: "New House"

A new house in a free land! Weird, but it fits.

[LuigiClock]

Lorenzo è un nome proprio di persona italiano maschile.

WTF?!

Watson is a lunar crater that is located in the low southern latitudes on the far side of the Moon. It lies to the southwest of the larger Lippman crater and southeast of Fizeau crater.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watson (crater)

Ok my name sucks balls

[FlossClock]

Michael, "He who is like God".

But I go by Mikey, which means "I like Life cereal".

[FileCabinetClock]

Michael, "He who is like God".

But I go by Mikey, which means "I like Life cereal".

He likes it, hey Mikey!