If you got one of those magical aladin lamps...

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

what would your 3 wishes be.

I would wish for like mind reading or some other super power I don't know, and like 6 billion dollars, and then I don't know what I'd wish for.

[Roman Collar Clock]

1. more wishes
2. make somebody fall in love with me
3. raise the dead




Get it?

[Topcatyo]

1. More wishes (obvious one)
2. Ability to fly
3. End to world hunger (I'd feel like a dick if I didn't do at least one kind thing wish my wishes)

[EnvelopeClock]

1. To be able to shoot lazers out of my eyes
2. World Peace
3. More wishes. If the genie tried to back out, I'd be all like 'WELL YEAH BUT I TOTES JUST WISHED FOR WORLD PEACE. HOW DO YOU KNOW I DON'T WANT TO WISH FOR LIKE 10 MORE REALLY GOOD THINGS???"

[MineralWaterClock]

More wishes
A time Machine
Lots of money

[LuxenbergClock]

A MILLION MORE WISHES

[LuxenbergClock]

man fuck you envelope

[SeedClock]

id wish that my wishes wouldnt screw my own ass over or any variation of the metaphor then id wish that i was the ultimate god of everything.



last i would wish the genie was free.

[LuxenbergClock]

and mineral water

[EnvelopeClock]

mannn coal you should be wishin for a new mic lOL!!

[LuxenbergClock]

how do you know i wouldn't do that with one of my million wishes?

[SeedClock]

actually no fuck the genie i would bring the old spam skin (experimental lifestyle reunion 1995) back

[KeyClock]

1. money
2. more money
3. the rest of the money

[Marlin Clock]

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Also
1. psychic powers.
2.10 billion dollars to use to support myself and help/start charities.
3. An instant teleporter with no side-effects./free genie if he asks for it.

[TequilaClock]

- At least 10 million bucks
- Psychokinesis
- Make Africa a wealthy, profited and civilized continent. Independently.

[EnvelopeClock]

you are lying faggots you would not waste a whole wish to set a fjuckin genie free

[SeedClock]

tequila you forgot the part where you wished for more posts

[DWARFINATORclock]

1. more wishes
2. make somebody fall in love with me
3. raise the dead




Get it?

Beat me to it!

I would wish.

1. Immortality
2. Eternal Youth
3. Flawless Memory

[Topcatyo]

I would free the genie in the end too.
You know, if he was cool.

[Roman Collar Clock]

1. More wishes
2. 10 billion dollars
3. Superman/Super human-like powers.

What did Aladin wish for anyways?

1. Become a prince
2. Saved his life from drowning
3. Freed the Genie


I can't believe I remember that.