Babyskoo II: Lost in East Palo Alto!

[AnimeClock]

Boy, that was sure a fun long day saving big bucks on home furniture at Babyskoo's local Ikea store, just across town in EPA. Sure the area's dangerous, but Ikea's values are unbeatable!

[AnimeClock]

Just gotta find the car!

[AnimeClock]

Here she is!

[AnimeClock]

That's funny...

[UnrealClock]

His car was purple a second ago.

[AnimeClock]

Things are looking bleak for Babyskoo. Little does he know, he will soon be.....



LOST IN EAST PALO ALTO

[TequilaClock]

I dunno what's going on here.


But I like it.

[Marlin Clock]

Oh shit, he's a goner. Even if he makes it to San Fran he'll only get turned gay.

[AnimeClock]

A disturbing calm fills the air as Babyskoo leaves the sacred Ikea building. But what's this! A friendly crowd of black people approach. Should Babyskoo...



A) ASK FOR DIRECTIONS

B) RUN

[VCRClock]

A! They seem friendly!

[Marlin Clock]

I guess he could always try to make a run for stanford though, but that place is pretty dodgy too, i mean seriously, the cardinal? Who names themselves after a color and then makes their mascot a I'm a edgy teen tree?

[TequilaClock]

A)

[TapeRecorderClock]

C) summon david bowie

[AnimeClock]

"My brown cousins! It would seem that my RIDE has been PLAYAHATED upon. I would be most indebted if any of you could help me to find my way home in a safe orderly manner?"



That's what Babyskoo meant to say.

What he really said was a lot closer to,
"YO WEZZEP MANIGGYS, YAW I BEEN JACKED SO ID BE RELL GRATIFIED IF I COULD GET SOME MONKEYS TO POINT DA WAY HOME YA FELL?

[Kombucha]

Hahaha.

[TapeRecorderClock]

shouldve summoned david bowie

[TapeRecorderClock]

He would have sang them to death with his sweet voice :'(

ziggy played guitar

[AnimeClock]

Babyskoo suffocated in a cold sweat as he watched them talk among themselves frenetically, (not unlike, he noted for some reason, the wild and primitive tribes people of Africa he had witnessed before on the discovery channel). Then they turn towards Babyskoo...



"Damn shortie, you know that's real refreshin'. Mos' niggas comin' round here be racist, just cause they see three brothas they feel they gotta cross the street or run away. Niggas like that is the kinda niggas that gets shot, cause they ign'ant you fell? But you, my nigga, you got som'm exra down'n that diaper o yours. That's balls.

Yeah we can get you out, shortie, but we in the middle of a full-blawn gang war wit da Crips. F'you can help us, we might be able to get you a ride outta EPA, f'real. What do you say shortie?"...



A) JOIN THE GANG WAR

B) UNDERMINE THEIR BASKETBALL PLAYING ABILITIES

[TequilaClock]

A) Defend some of your 'Skoo name

[Steve]

join the gang war