So Crank 2 is in post production.

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crank 2:
Chelios faces a Chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible heart and replaced it with a battery-powered ticker that requires regular jolts of electricity to keep working.

Then Clam and myself got creative and made up some more sequals.

crank 3:
DWARFINATOR | chelios faces a chinese mobster who has stolen his nearly indestructible body and replaced it with a battery powered tickle me elmo

Clam | chelios faces a fleet of space robots who have stolen is indestructible battery-powered ticker and replaced it with a heart

crank 4:
DWARFINATOR | chelios faces an army of inter dimensional mobster slug legion who have stolen his brain and replaced it with a peanut

Clam | chelios faces ascended beings who have stolen is indestructible life force and replaced it with a chinese mobster

crank 5:
Clam | chelios faces the universe who has stolen all matter and replaced it with copies of chelios

DWARFINATOR | chelios faces god himself who has stolen his mother and replaced her with a a pair of pants

crank 6:
Clam | chelios faces chelios who has stolen chelios and replaced it with crank 7

DWARFINATOR | chelios faces the big bang who has stolen his glasses and has replaced them with an empty cookie jar

crank 7:
Clam | jason statham emerges from the movie screen and rips out your face

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Clam| crank 8:
Clam| a white screen with the word "chelios" on it for Clam| then the franchise is dead
Clam| they should make a crank roller coaster
Clam| where fists come flying out of no where and punch you in the stomach

[OvenmittClock]

i dont give a shit about his heart, im wondering why Jason Santham is immune to gravity and terminal velocity.

[ChickenClock]

that's not really funny. keep trying though

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i dont give a shit about his heart, im wondering why Jason Santham is immune to gravity and terminal velocity.

Obviously falling from a helictoper into concrete isn't enough to kill him because of his super heart.

[BilliardBall10]

make a movie with that

[Biblo]

crank 9
a chinese mobster has stolen chelios' indestructible head and replaced it with a larger head. hilarity ensues.

[Blue]

Crank 10| Chelios realizes that his name is ridiculous, and rips out his own heart, replacing it with a cheerio.

[OvenmittClock]

Crank 10| Chelios realizes that his name is ridiculous, and rips out his own heart, replacing it with a cheerio.

he now needs to inject himself with 10cc of milk every hour

[UnrealClock]

Crank 11 - same as all the other but they add a new lovable character named JarJar Binks.

[UnrealClock]

dwarf is the only guy in this thread who can make jokes apparently

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[PirateClock]

Crank 12|  Chelios faces Frank Martin who has stolen his nearly indestructible hearth without asking any questions. But then complications arise when he breaks his own rules.

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i guess you dont realize that the best ones up there are mine

I have to agree with this.

[Topcatyo]

Crank 13: Chev Chelios Beach Vacation

[Biblo]

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