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Farted by Nightmare Clock, June 22, 2008, 02:56:50 PM

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Nightmare Clock

June 22, 2008, 02:56:50 PM
Quote from: topcatyo;1758179The Clock Crew: Officially endorsed by  schizophrenics.
  So if you feel like making some new friends, imaginary or not, why  not come to the Clock Crew, where you\'re guaranteed a seat and a helpful  instructional pamphlet when you walk in, so long as you don\'t act like a  twat.

                                             
                                                             
 

teh Hamburgler

#1
June 22, 2008, 02:58:00 PM
That was me, and I am not dead what the fuck is your problem?

Slash

#2
June 22, 2008, 02:59:35 PM
You'd figure the corpse would start to smell after a while, I thought rotting corpses were among the most smelly things on earth.

Nightmare Clock

#3
June 22, 2008, 03:01:44 PM
Quote from: Reisen;1342229You'd figure the corpse would start to smell after a while, I thought rotting corpses were among the most smelly things on earth.

Not in 1966 they weren't!
Quote from: topcatyo;1758179The Clock Crew: Officially endorsed by  schizophrenics.
  So if you feel like making some new friends, imaginary or not, why  not come to the Clock Crew, where you\'re guaranteed a seat and a helpful  instructional pamphlet when you walk in, so long as you don\'t act like a  twat.

                                             
                                                             
 

CaramelAppleClock

#4
June 22, 2008, 03:27:48 PM
Quote from: Reisen;1342229You'd figure the corpse would start to smell after a while, I thought rotting corpses were among the most smelly things on earth.
Or that the administrator would want the woman to pay her bills already..

HeinekenClock

#5
June 22, 2008, 04:33:24 PM
Maybe the circumstances caused her body to stay intact. Maybe she mummified instead of decomposing.

PirateClock

#6
June 22, 2008, 04:37:09 PM
when someone goes missing their apartment would be the last place id look.
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Pinstripe

#7
June 22, 2008, 04:38:47 PM
you think that if a woman went missing, one of the first things someone would do is check the apartment to see if she was there...sounds a bit fishy to me.
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HeinekenClock

#8
June 22, 2008, 04:40:48 PM
Quote from: GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR;1342319when someone goes missing their apartment would be the last place id look.

Dude it's Croatia, kind of hard to solve a case when 90% of adults is suffering from Korsakoff.

teh Hamburgler

#9
June 22, 2008, 04:46:45 PM
How can you go missing? It's not like go out and say "lets go missing". How can you go missing if you can't stop missing you just turn up?

HotPocketClock

#11
June 23, 2008, 11:17:39 PM
This is almost as bad as the lady who died after sitting on a toilet for 2 years.

AlbinoClock

#13
June 23, 2008, 11:27:33 PM
You would think that after not paying her property taxes for years someone would come around to audit her or repo her house or something. Maybe Croatia doesn't have property taxes.

FileCabinetClock

#14
June 24, 2008, 12:08:30 AM
she must have been watching a REALLY good show
the man, the legend

salt

#15
June 24, 2008, 08:59:03 AM
How didn't anyone not smell her rotting?


Oh well, still really amazing.
hej.

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Steve

#16
June 24, 2008, 09:07:33 AM
Was the TV still on?
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