I just found a dead spider in my fucking ale!

[MonsterMunch]

I just opened a fresh bottle of Black Sheep and poured it into a pint glass and there was a little spider floating in the top of it!

Could I have sued had I not drank the little bastard?

[SouvlakiClock]

It might a been in the glass.

[RomanClock]

It might a been in the glass.

Thats probably what they would say.
And then say if it had been in the bottle it would have disintegrated.

[SouvlakiClock]

Or it might have floated in at the precise time he was pouring his ale, having recently died at the top of his roof?

[Insomnia]

Two of my friends have found spiders in their wine bottles before. They crawl into them during the bottling process.

[MonsterMunch]

It might a been in the glass.

I washed it before-hand because I had been drinking Irn Bru out of the same glass about a couple of hours ago.

[CranberryClock]

Thats probably what they would say.
And then say if it had been in the bottle it would have disintegrated.

Wouldn't alcohol preserve the dead object as it imbodies the nerve system to prevent breakdown from use?

[RomanClock]

Wouldn't alcohol preserve the dead object as it imbodies the nerve system to prevent breakdown from use?

I'm pretty sure alcohol kills stuff and "melts" stuff :\

[MonsterMunch]

Wouldn't alcohol preserve the dead object as it imbodies the nerve system to prevent breakdown from use?

Yeah, at Selfridges you can buy bottles of vodka with big fuck-off scorpions in them and this weird green wine with a lizard in.

[CranberryClock]

I'm pretty sure alcohol kills stuff and "melts" stuff :\

I agree with it killing things, however alcohol also preserves tissue. Not trying to spark an arguement but you can buy Tequila with worms in it. It does eat and pacify liquids however the tissue of the spider could remain in tact seeing as alcohol is a prime factor in cleaning wounds to prevent infection by stimulating and preserving the open flesh.

[MonsterMunch]

Anyways, you can't really sue about the spider unless you can prove it was in the bottle before you opened it.

In retrospect, I wish I took a picture but when I saw the spider I went "eeeeww", and my dad called me a soft bastard so I drank it to earn his respect, but he just laughed and called me a wanker.

[RomanClock]

In retrospect, I wish I took a picture but when I saw the spider I went "eeeeww", and my dad called me a soft bastard so I drank it to earn his respect, but he just laughed and called me a wanker.

Man, your dad just owned you.

[MonsterMunch]

Man, your dad just owned you.

My dads an IRL troll.