So I'm quitting cigarettes

[Bigglesnoots]

I use Smokeless tobacco which i believe is outlawed in the EU

I think it's legal here

[Bigglesnoots]

I use Smokeless tobacco which i believe is outlawed in the EU.

Except for Sweden, apparently!
Steps are being taken to legalize it again, though.

[HeinekenClock]

Except for Sweden, apparently!
Steps are being taken to legalize it again, though.

Uhh what, a lot of old people still use smokeless tobacco. It's called pruimtabak.

[BunnyClock]

Uhh what, a lot of old people still use smokeless tobacco. It's called pruimtabak.

Ya rly, you can get that in most of the tobacco stores around here. Tobacco stores smell like heaven

[HeinekenClock]

Ya rly, you can get that in most of the tobacco stores around here. Tobacco stores smell like heaven

Chewing tobacco is nasty though. Van Nelle has it, it comes in yellow packages. A few friends bought a pack and handed it out, I tried it as well. It's got a really nasty strong flavor and I still tasted it three beers later even though I spat it out immediatly.

[BunnyClock]

I chewed shag once when I was 13. It tastes really... Sour. Totally not how you would expect it to taste

[Bigglesnoots]

http://www.depers.nl/economie/100638/Hef-verbod-kauwtabak-op.html

I thought he meant chewing tobacco

[HeinekenClock]

De tabaksdeskundige had eerder een bijdrage aan de verwijdering van de term 'light' op sigaretten en de binnenkort verschijnende waarschuwingsfoto's op pakjes.

[/B]Wat een gore teringlijer

[GamblerClock]

.

EDIT: Heineken has a point. No matter how true health concerns are, we as people should be mature enough not to constantly harass people who voluntarily live unhealthy lifestyles. Regulating where people can smoke and getting information out there is one thing; harassing smokers is another.

What about the young children that think it is cool?

[Heliopios]

What about the young children that think it is cool?

It's not a cigarette company's fault that those kids don't have any willpower.

[GamblerClock]

It's not a cigarette company's fault that those kids don't have any willpower.

I know but some are bullied into it.

[Spanish]

Here's my solution. Somehow find a way to make cigarettes physically aware of themselves. Then give them voice boxes. Give them the vocabulary of an adult, but the voice of the person you hold most dear to you.

EX:
Hey! Wh-What are you doing with that lighter? No! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The average smoker takes 7 minutes to finish one cigarette. Do you think you could mentally handle that?

[Bigglesnoots]

Here's my solution. Somehow find a way to make cigarettes physically aware of themselves. Then give them voice boxes. Give them the vocabulary of an adult, but the voice of the person you hold most dear to you.

EX:
Hey! Wh-What are you doing with that lighter? No! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The average smoker takes 7 minutes to finish one cigarette. Do you think you could mentally handle that?

great idea!


no really!

[patriotclock]

[GamblerClock]

Here's my solution. Somehow find a way to make cigarettes physically aware of themselves. Then give them voice boxes. Give them the vocabulary of an adult, but the voice of the person you hold most dear to you.

EX:
Hey! Wh-What are you doing with that lighter? No! PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!!!!!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The average smoker takes 7 minutes to finish one cigarette. Do you think you could mentally handle that?

What. The. Fuck.

[Randy Pearson]

I know but some are bullied into it.

I don't buy this peer pressure crap for one second. I have never had nor have I met someone who has ever had the experiences of being bullied into smoking (or doing drugs or alcohol for that matter). In fact, I have noticed the exact opposite trend with todays youth. People do not start smoking to look cool, and those who do are immediately alienated as the social-retards that they are. People who smoke or do drugs do so because they want to experiment with a substance they know is taboo, and they get addicted. But unless someone is a total douchebag that nobody wants to hang around with anyway, they would never force someone to try it. Even if peer pressure does exist, pressure is only as strong as one's self-esteem is week.

The problem with smokers is not that they will influence others to smoke. In my experience, people who smoke are fucking disgusting, smelly, and have the worst habit of spitting and coughing up goo. The problem with smoking is that it is completely inconsiderate of everyone in your vicinity. News flash: smoking isn't just bad for you; it's bad for us, especially children! Not only this, it makes the pleasures of everyday life less aesthetically pleasing for the rest of us. What is that pungent smell in the air? Who's been spitting all over the ground? My eyes burn; why is there smoke breezing into my face? If you want to endanger your life over some luxury that ultimately just leaves you out of breathe and with a huge hole in your wallet, then fine. But don't pass the burden of your unhealthy lifestyle onto others.

EDIT: Chewing tobacco is just as unhealthy and twice as disgusting. You aren't helping any party by choosing that over inhaling tar.

[Spanish]

Kids who think smoking is cool, even while knowing the effects, deserve to die. Kids who got into smoking by peer pressure are the ones who deserve sympathy. They were brought into it by people they trusted. If it's a really little kid, who wants everything in the world to himself, it's the parents' job to teach him about the negative affects about it.

EDIT:

What. The. Fuck.

What's wrong, Mister Fingers? Do you not like my mouth-words??

[HeinekenClock]

Sometimes I wonder if smoking makes you smarter because seriously

[Spanish]

Clotting the brain can't possibly make you smarter.

[HeinekenClock]

Clotting the brain can't possibly make you smarter.

Well I suggest you stay away from cigarettes then.