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So I'm quitting cigarettes

Farted by beebles, July 13, 2008, 05:35:22 AM

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beebles

God I wish I was smoking right now.




Heliopios

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1361781


This is better than any anti-smoking advertisement out there.
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Safe___Clock

Quote from: LeekClock;1361784this one is good
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dn50mTEGnrU&NR=1

Is it me or did it get really loud near the end

LeekClock

It's you -- quit smoking, now!

HeinekenClock

DO IT YOU BITCH, DO IT.

Seriously though, topics like this won't help you at all. Find something incredibly stupid to get addicted to (trying to beat the space giraffe high score, dynomite, bejeweled/any other popcap.com game) and do that for three weeks. Don't go outside, don't go to a bar, avoid any situation you'd normally smoke.

For me it'd be easy as I'd only have to take off some time from work and hang around here for a couple of weeks without leaving the house. I'm not used to smoking indoors so staying indoors will help avoid thinking about it.

I've went two weeks without smoking this way. You'll get the craving for it but not nearly as much as when you walk into a bar.


Edit - If there's anything in the world that will make me NEVER EVER quit smoking, it's QUIT SMOKING commercials. Seriously, they piss me off like nothing else.

WOOSH, disgusting cgi, condescending preach, woosh, here's the cgi again, passive-agressive "quit smoking" message. It would impress me more if they just had some celebrity stand in front of the camera saying "QUIT SMOKING FAGGOTS", end commercial.

Heliopios

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1361788WOOSH, disgusting cgi, condescending preach, woosh, here's the cgi again, passive-agressive "quit smoking" message. It would impress me more if they just had some celebrity stand in front of the camera saying "QUIT SMOKING FAGGOTS", end commercial.



I think it'd be a more effective campaign if they made smokers look fucking insane.


Start commercial.
A man is sitting on his couch smoking a cigarrete when a commercial for kittens pops up. The man gets up and kicks in his screen, blowing the TV up. He throws it out the window, killing a few kids and a puppy. He then grabs a serrated butchers knife and runs outside on a murderous berserk rampage. Six hours later he is arrested forcefully after being holed up in a 7/11.

On his way to the prison he says 'I could use a cigarette'. The screen turns black for a second then says 'You want to end up like him? Then smoke.'
End.



I'd love it because its so fucking ridiculous.
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Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Safe;1361785Is it me or did it get really loud near the end
it's seperate commercials edited together
the last one was probably recorded when the volume was louder than the others I guess.


Seriously though, quit smoking.
Even if you keep using nicotine patches for your whole life just to "get your fix", it'll be a lot healthier.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

GamblerClock

I saw this commercial where a person had died after smoking 20 a day, they squeezed his ateries and lits of shit came out.
My uncle chain smoked then stopped when he say that.

CaramelAppleClock

Starting this month they introduced scary images here on cigarette packes to scare people into not smoking anymore. Some of them are really disturbing



Bigglesnoots

Quote from: CaramelAppleClock;1361812Starting this month they introduced scary images here on cigarette packes to scare people into not smoking anymore. Some of them are really disturbing
we've had those for a couple of years now, over here.
they can't make those images disturbing enough!
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

GamblerClock

On ours it says " smoking kills"
And " Smoking harms you and others near you"
Its all a bit crap honestly.

beebles

Quote from: Maddox;1361796Seriously though, quit smoking.
Even if you keep using nicotine patches for your whole life just to "get your fix", it'll be a lot healthier.


replace one addiction with another? Not my style - I'm gone cold turkey on this.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: I am Spartacus;1361824replace one addiction with another? Not my style - I'm gone cold turkey on this.
it's the same addiction - nicotine - but there aren't any side effects (except for the addiction itself) about nicotine patches.

I was just giving an example, I didn't say you had to do it like that!
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

GamblerClock

Quote from: I am Spartacus;1361824replace one addiction with another? Not my style - I'm gone cold turkey on this.
Try chewingum. Not the nicotine ones just normal gum.

Loki Clock

Quote from: Gambler;1361822Its all a bit crap honestly.

Except for the part about it being true.

GamblerClock

Quote from: ZeitmiserZeitmesser;1361840Except for the part about it being true.
Yeah but it does fuck all there should be disturbing stuff on them.