A Parent's Guide to the Teen Brain!

Il Duce · July 25, 2008, 11:37:58 AM

IT'S TOO WEIRD MAN...IT'S JUST TOO FUCKING WEIRD

GamblerClock · July 25, 2008, 11:38:30 AM

Quote from: BunnyClock;1371119I am the lazy kind of teen. Why isn't there a lazy teen?

Cuz thts 2 brin man

FlossClock · July 25, 2008, 11:51:15 AM

im 2 cul 4 scul mom ur just 2 old & gay u old cunt u cnt tel me wut 2 do

Topcatyo · July 25, 2008, 01:22:11 PM

So my mom was like "You're not seing your boyfriend" and I was like "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME WE'RE IN LOVE" so I slammed the door and left!

AirPumpClock · July 25, 2008, 01:33:06 PM

Quote from: BunnyClock;1371119I am the lazy kind of teen. Why isn't there a lazy teen?

Also, I'm sleep deprived, minus the overscheduled part.

Furthermore, this page makes all teens look like emo faggots. Oh wait...

TabascoClock · July 25, 2008, 01:33:23 PM

So my dad is like "YOU LOUSY SLUT, I FOUND CUM ON YOUR PANTIES" and I was like "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD YOU DO NOOOT UNDERSTAND ME! HE SAID HE LOVED ME FOREVAAAAAAAA!"

AirPumpClock · July 25, 2008, 01:33:55 PM

HE HAD SEX WITH ME CUZ LOVED ME I said, and Mom said NO THAT BOY WAS JUST USING U, and I was like NO HE RLY LOVED ME

Shit, Tabasco, you got it first.

TabascoClock · July 25, 2008, 01:36:16 PM

MOM YOUR A FAT CUNT WHO'S ONLY MAD CAUSE YOUR JEALOUS CAUSE I CAN GET A MAN IN BED AND YOU CAN'T! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! BURNED!

AirPumpClock · July 25, 2008, 01:36:56 PM

Also I bet parents will think this applies to everyone.

TapedeckClock · July 25, 2008, 01:42:44 PM

Quote from: also called maddox;1371106sleep deprived back when i was a teen

same.

Topcatyo · July 25, 2008, 01:45:32 PM

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1371180Shit, Tabasco, you got it first.

Wait, I did the HE LOVES ME first D:
Or are we talking about the sex part because yes, Tabasco made that joke first.

Silly Putty Clock · July 25, 2008, 01:48:26 PM

so i told my mom dat i wuz preggerz, and she was all liek "u slut i told u 2 b carfull" and i wuz liek "silly ill just get an abortion" and she was liek "no u got urself into dis its ur responsibilty" and i wuz liek fu bitch im gonna go get sum kfc. moms, amirite?

Topcatyo · July 25, 2008, 01:51:42 PM

i luv mah sel fone

Silly Putty Clock · July 25, 2008, 01:52:31 PM

min is smaler den urs

TabascoClock · July 25, 2008, 01:54:53 PM

Oh my god did you guys hear? That girl with thar huge titz got pregged? LOLOLOLOL wut a whore. Give me your cell phone numbas so I can text you and talk about that total cutie in our something class.

Silly Putty Clock · July 25, 2008, 01:55:41 PM

Quote from: Trip;1371198Oh my god did you guys hear? That girl with thar huge titz got pregged? LOLOLOLOL wut a whore. Give me your cell phone numbas so I can text you and talk about that total cutie in our something class.

u dont understand im in luv

TabascoClock · July 25, 2008, 01:58:08 PM

Quote from: Jam;1371199u dont understand im in luv

shut up slut ugly bitch whore poopy face cunt hurhurhurhur

also i love rap music but i can't listen to it cause my dad smacks me when i do

Silly Putty Clock · July 25, 2008, 01:59:22 PM

Quote from: Trip;1371202shut up slut ugly bitch whore poopy face cunt hurhurhurhur

also i love rap music but i can't listen to it cause my dad smacks me when i do

omg ur such a rebel

TabascoClock · July 25, 2008, 02:00:09 PM

Quote from: Jam;1371204omg ur such a rebel

i know right? now get me a muffin cause im tha boss and ur mah bitch

Silly Putty Clock · July 25, 2008, 02:04:15 PM

Quote from: Trip;1371205i know right? now get me a muffin cause im tha boss and ur mah bitch

sur have another mufin u fat bich

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