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ITT: Your dream job

Farted by CeleriacClock, July 25, 2008, 03:36:00 PM

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Pin Clock

First post to say "Animator" in a Flash Animation group for realistic

Though everyone knows that the dream job is not having a job and making a good living somehow.
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

teh Hamburgler


BunnyClock

Quote from: Gambler;1371312A waste disposal expert (bin man)  all they do is get up at 5 in the morning hang onto the back of a truck for 3 hours and but rubbish in that truck then get 30K+ a year and a bonus for working over xmas.

This but I heard it's very hard work (and dirty too)

I'd like to be a lion when I grow up

Moose Clock

Owner of land that America's largest oil field is found to be concentrated on. With enough buffer land that they can't drill from outside.

peyoteclock


MonsterMunch

Organised crime.

A chinese friend of mine is a low ranking member of a Manchester Triad and sells fake watches for them on the internet and occasionally on the street. He has so much money for a 19 year old its unreal and thats just working as an errand boy.

Loki Clock

I'm kind of living my dream job right now, just not getting paid. And that job is making whatever the fuck art I want to all day.

The Spoiler

Computer Scientist at a university (e.g. MIT Computer Science/AI Lab)

Pyrotechnics sounds like a fun job also.

LuxenbergClock

president of the world
QuoteBob awesome

TheCheshireClock

Cartoon voice actor, stand-up comedian.


ArcticSwirlClock

To be hired to tell people they can't have what they want.

Like a store manager who says "You can't afford that."

...or a doctor who says "It's a miscarriage."


AMPEEEM


PossumClock

im gunna be a writer, no need to dream.

Hamsa Clock


catclock

Guitarist who shreds so fast he goes back in time to fix man's previous error -er
>w<

or I want to be a flame haze!

うんこ

ChickenClock

wealthy planter somewhere in the dutch indies

INoodleClock

Porn star. Ohwaitsnap.

AvocadoClock

Professional poker player

DJ

and/or

Chemical engineer

screwdriver_clock

While I want to get into graphic design and animation, I really think I'd love to study enough to become a college teacher in arts, so I could teach others and watch them go where I may not be able to and feel proud that I helped someone achieve their dreams.

Yep, I'm THAT lame.

The Spoiler

Quote from: CorpseGrinderClock;1372123May sound corny but I'd like to just generally help people in some way. I'd like a job where I can help people solve general problems, feed folks who don't have enough food, find shelter for those who don't have any, treat the sick teach the uneducated, protect the oppressed and bring happiness to everyone else. Some sort of professional do-gooder.

Have you thought about joining the Peace Corps?