Say you were StrawberryClock

[zl]

What books would you have on your bookshelf?  Real or made-up.

edit: listing your reasons like ArchonClock did is helpful!

[ArgoonKlok]

Flash 5 for dummies (Flash 5 is vastly superior)
Typography and you (B)
2003 Automobiles Almanac (reference to "Can I drive?". The Void II was submitted in 2003)
Hamlet (to B or not to B)

[AstronautClock]

how to date the fulp brothers

[Ingram-J/WristbandClock]

A
B
C
Muller Fruit Corner
Munch Bunch
Strawberry Alarm Clock

[catclock]

Oops I thought this thread was about what books I have on my shelf oopsie daisy I guess he would have very good books on his shelf

[ArgoonKlok]

CatClock this is about Strawberryclocks books what the fuck Lucky Star manga shut the flying cuntfuck up Catclock what the fuck.

Also:

A clockwork orange.

[zl]

Lucky Star Volumes 1 - 4

hahahaha

[catclock]

CatClock this is about Strawberryclocks books what the fuck Lucky Star manga shut the flying cuntfuck up Catclock what the fuck.

Also:

A clockwork orange.

Ooh oopsie lol hold up I'll edit my post sorry!! >w<

[ArgoonKlok]

Lucky Star Volumes 1 - 4
Shakugan no Shana manga and the novel
A bunch of narnia books from when I was younger
The Beatles Complete Guitar/Vocal edition
Dungeons and Dragons Dungeon Master's Guide 1st Ed.
Dungeons and Dragons Player's Guide 1st Ed.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Monster Manual
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Oriental Adventures
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Legends and Lore
Che the Complete Autobiography
Turbo C++ for Windows Programming for Beginners
Ian Gillan the Auto Biography
and
The Complete Merde!

IT IS TOO LATE, FOR I HAVE QUOTED YOUR INANE BLABBERING

[Topcatyo]

Farmer's Almanac
Ya gotta know what the best times for planting strawberries are.

[zl]

I love this thread already

[Slurpee]

The Once & Future King by T.H. White


no wait that's Carrot

[Topcatyo]

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
It's a good book.

[Wind-up Clock]

Worst Case Scenario Survival Guide- One section teaches how to repel shark attacks.

Too bad that book has a fine coat of dust.

[patriotclock]

CatClock this is about Strawberryclocks books what the fuck Lucky Star manga shut the flying cuntfuck up Catclock what the fuck.

ahahahahahaa

[Randy Pearson]

It's filled with gay, furry, yaoi porn.

[RomanClock]

Portals? :\ meh

[Marlin Clock]

Chicka Chicka Boom Boom.(B is red)

[BinaryClock]

STOP IMING ME DEAR LORD WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE.

Oh.

The Shark Almanac: A Complete Look at a Magnificent and Misunderstood Creature
A Stack of Car and Driver magazine
Dr. Seuss's ABC
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Hop on Pop
Multilingual Text-to-Speech Synthesis: The Bell Labs Approach
The Noodle Cook Book: Delicious Recipes for Crispy, Stir-Fried, Boiled, Sweet, Spicy, Hot and Cold Noodles
A Brief History of Time

[Slurpee]

Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein

I'd explain but I feel like it's a much more satisfying joke if you get it yourself.