English clocks answer me

Steve · August 06, 2008, 03:17:05 PM

why does channel five always show Steven fucking Seagal films.

He aint all that great an actor imo better than Hayden Christensen but still shit.

Steve · August 06, 2008, 03:17:30 PM

EnglishClock · August 06, 2008, 03:27:12 PM

YOU HAVE SHATTERED MY DREAMS I THOUGHT THIS WAS A THREAD ABOUT ME

Steve · August 06, 2008, 03:28:39 PM

Quote from: EnglishClock;1377750YOU HAVE SHATTERED MY DREAMS I THOUGHT THIS WAS A THREAD ABOUT ME

that's tommorow english-related thread

Loki Clock · August 06, 2008, 03:28:50 PM

Because he defined '80s cinema and is the original wap.

peyoteclock · August 06, 2008, 04:19:02 PM

because it costs them 0 dollars to air those pieces of shit and he has enough of a fanbase that people will tune in.

and they're funny.

beebles · August 07, 2008, 12:07:40 PM

The only reason I ever watch stephen seagal movies is because I do aikido, and he has some decent moves for a tubby chef.

MonsterMunch · August 07, 2008, 12:10:43 PM

Because channel 5 is a fucking shit channel that shows "professional" poker 20 hours a day. I fucking hate TV poker. And I'm a poker player, but if I'm not playing I don't give a shit.

Fuck ITV as well.

Kodiakclock · August 07, 2008, 12:14:58 PM

Quote from: Altair ibn La-Ahad;1378231he has some decent moves for a tubby chef.

DONT FUCK WITH MONSTERMUNCHCLOCK

iPodClock · August 07, 2008, 12:20:56 PM

basically fuck terrestrial tv
DAVE is where the good shit is at

MonsterMunch · August 07, 2008, 12:41:26 PM

Quote from: Charlie.;1378237DAVE is where the good shit is at

This man knows a thing or two

iPodClock · August 07, 2008, 01:26:13 PM

Quote from: MonsterMunchClock;1378251This man knows a thing or two

glad you agree

Steve · August 07, 2008, 01:54:14 PM

i always have it on dave unless discovery has something decent on like deadliest catch and not those lobsterman pussies i'm talking king crabbers

iPodClock · August 07, 2008, 01:56:52 PM

Quote from: Abe Gravewalker Jr;1378281i always have it on dave unless discovery has something decent on like deadliest catch and not those lobsterman pussies i'm talking king crabbers

yeah those lobster men are pretty gay

deadmouseclock · August 07, 2008, 03:21:29 PM

Only poor peple watch channel 5 imo

Loki Clock · August 07, 2008, 03:27:34 PM

Quote from: Altair ibn La-Ahad;1378231The only reason I ever watch stephen seagal movies is because I do aikido, and he has some decent moves for a tubby chef.

But he's a hack. There are people who actually practice martial arts that you could be watching.

Steve · August 07, 2008, 03:30:50 PM

that drunken fist film by jackie chan was fun

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