ITT people still not watching the Olympics

[BinaryClock]

Why do people watch sports?

Like, any sports?

lol nerd

edit: your edit makes it apparent that you were being sarcastic.

In closing, fuck you.

[lol no ones home]

Why do people watch sports?

Like, any sports?

Especially when Star Trek is on.

Agreed basically. Love your signature, lmao.

[lol no ones home]

Agreed basically. Love your signature, lmao.

Agreed basically before change.

[peyoteclock]

i watched women's beach volleyball today and i definitely can't be faulted for that.

but yeah olympics suck unless it's broads in bikini's jumping in slow motion.

[SilverCherryClock]

Dont get me wrong I love watching the olympics but watching gymnastics of any kind is just boring.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

I had to today because we lost power and were left with only a generator hooked up to a TV that only got local stations. >:C

[The Spoiler]

The Olympics would be a hundred times more interesting if one of the events was a fight to the death. One fighter from every country goes into a fighting ring, only one fighter comes out alive.

And don't think there's any way to make gymnastics interesting that wouldn't also get it banned from tv.

[joliet_jane]

An all-drug Olympics would be fun.  I'd like to see how far man can make the human body really go!

FAKE EDIT:
Oh wait, that is the Olympics.

[OcarinaClock]

Not watching.

[RomanClock]

An all-drug Olympics would be fun.  I'd like to see how far man can make the human body really go!

FAKE EDIT:
Oh wait, that is the Olympics.

I think Olympians have to take drug tests everyday.

[AstronautClock]

I would just take a midget in my backpack into the pee room and have him pee in ithe cup or whatever while I drug up. ad I use ketchup instead of my blood.

everyone will be dazled!

[Airhead]

sup again

filling my head with bleech, throwing broccoli at babies, like i do everyday.

[Pube Carville]

An all-drug Olympics would be fun.  I'd like to see how far man can make the human body really go!

FAKE EDIT:
Oh wait, that is the Olympics.

We're currently negotiating that with Raoul Castro for after his brother dies. It's going to be hosted by Hulk Hogan, and the corpse of his son's friend.

[ChimeClock]

holy shit Pube Carville's back