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TF2 HEAVY UPDATE NEWS!1@@@ (IT'S OUT YEAH)

Farted by SockpuppetClock, August 12, 2008, 02:20:40 PM

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SockpuppetClock

http://teamfortress.com/
http://steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/

  • First unlock: Sandvich. Replaces shotgun. Heals 120hp but takes 4 seconds to eat, making him vulnerable.
  • Second unlock is Natascha, the mini-gun. It slows down people when it hits but does less damage.
  • Final unlock is K.G.B., boxing gloves that gives you 100% crit (for all weapons) only for about 5 seconds after you kill someone with it.

  • You can kill with the fist taunt. "Pow! Haha!"

  • New map: Badwater Basin, a more open payload map.

  • New gamemode, ARENA MODE, 1 CP, no respawns. Play wisely.

  • Two new maps and three redone maps for the new Arena Mode. New maps: Lumberjack and Ravine, redone maps: Well, Granary, and Badlands.
  • This update is AMAZING
  • MEET THE SANDVICH!
AUGUST 19
next tuesday

IT'S OUT


you are liking little update hahahahah *eats sandwich omnomnom*
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p.s. I edit too much

Marlin Clock

Why in God's name would you give the Heavy power-ups?

Marlin Clock

I guess this would encourage me to do some spying to weed out the masses of heavies sure to dominate 2fort.

iced tea clock

Quote from: The Hero of Winds;1379920I guess this would encourage me to do some spying to weed out the masses of heavies sure to dominate 2fort.
That's a horrible map anyway. ;)

Update looks nice though, are there anywhere some concrete infos about the new achivements/weapons?

What does them keep from releasing new achivements more frequently? The game is like a year old now and with this, we only got 3 of 9 classes yet. :I


Steve


Steve


TequilaClock

I was heading here to post it! Ah!

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Quotecp_steel
That map is long and confusing like you wouldn't believe.
Quote from: Crucifix;1556967I now have a 14 year old girl hitting on me. If I had proof she wasn\'t a 50 year old man I\'d be masturbating right about now :>

SockpuppetClock

Quote from: Medic;1379966That map is long and confusing like you wouldn't believe.
It's not hard to figure out after you play a couple of rounds...

BreadfruitClock

good i was planning on getting back into TF2

Fireman

QuoteGoal: Make the Heavy more viable when he has no Medic to pair with.

Be nice to play heavy without having to worry about the occasional lack of medics.

Slurpee

if you can't play heavy w/o medic ur prolly a bitch

TequilaClock

No Hand Buddy: Kill 30 without assistance of a medic

AirPumpClock

Shit, I'm thinkin' the weapons and achievements are gonna be the last update before release or some shit like that.

SoBe Clock

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1380060Shit, I'm thinkin' the weapons and achievements are gonna be the last update before release or some shit like that.

What do you mean "last update before release?"

Why would this be the last update and what is getting released?

AirPumpClock

Quote from: SoBeClock;1380066What do you mean "last update before release?"

Why would this be the last update and what is getting released?

You know how the Heavy page says "cp_steel," and the rest is just "coming Wednesday," "coming Thursday," ad Tuesday? I'm saying that they're probably gonna give us the good stuff on Tuesday, the last day before the release. Kinda like the Smash Bros. blog!

SoBe Clock

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1380073You know how the Heavy page says "cp_steel," and the rest is just "coming Wednesday," "coming Thursday," ad Tuesday? I'm saying that they're probably gonna give us the good stuff on Tuesday, the last day before the release. Kinda like the Smash Bros. blog!

Oh I get what you mean.

The Steam page on this update said that one of the updates is one of the "Meet the Team" videos. I wonder what class?

AirPumpClock

Quote from: SoBeClock;1380101Oh I get what you mean.

The Steam page on this update said that one of the updates is one of the "Meet the Team" videos. I wonder what class?

There are only three left: Pyro, Medic, and Spy.

SoBe Clock

Quote from: AirPumpClock;1380102There are only three left: Pyro, Medic, and Spy.

Yeah I know.

I hope it's Meet the Pyro. I've been a Pyro fan since day 1.

AirPumpClock

Quote from: SoBeClock;1380103Yeah I know.

I hope it's Meet the Pyro. I've been a Pyro fan since day 1.

Pyro's pretty cool, but they'd either need to use subtitles or have him take his mask off.