A is for ANTS ARE FUCKING UP MY LAPTOPZ

[MineralWaterClock]

Happy Clockday Citizens of the Clock Crew.

Maybe the ants hate the cold weather over here, so they decided to migrate INTO my warm and cozy laptop.

So, I was using my laptop to play my favorite tunes, classic songs like Johnny b Goode etc and I noticed there was a trail of ants crawling on my speaker's cable which was plugged into my laptop's sound plug, and they were heading into my laptop's keyboard.

I jumped and screamed like a little girl seeing there were so many ants crawling into my laptop, I jumped and I just can't smash the ants with my fist because I would destroy my baby laptop, so I bleeeeeeewwwwwww the ants away from my keyboard with my dry lips and hope I can keep my remaining karma points for future use.

To my absolute horror, even more ants came out from the keys of my keyboard. They were settling down under my laptop's kayboard. The ants were crawling everywhere on my laptop and I was so terrified that I could not care about my karma points anymore and I just squeezed every crawling thing on my laptop with my thumb blessed with the power of B.

Then still more ants are coming out from my laptop. At first I thought I was going to lose this battle. Then I took out a can of insecticide and sprayed loads of it on my laptop and I won the war. RAAWWR!

Thankfully my laptop survived the disaster.

The same incident happened to my DSL modem last month, I had to hit it against the floor just to get those fucking ants out of my modem, and my modem is still alive despite the trauma.

[TeddyBear]

Maybe you should consider calling an exterminator.

[PoisonberryClock]

Rape the ants queen. Then see if they want to stay in your laptop.