Diddy Kong Racing can suck a dick

Topcatyo · August 16, 2008, 03:10:32 PM

ffffffffffffff stop fucking cheating game >:(

TequilaClock · August 16, 2008, 04:28:42 PM

Im going to win! Oh whoops I didnt

Flounderpa · August 16, 2008, 04:29:43 PM

Wizpig sure is a bitch

Pin Clock · August 16, 2008, 05:01:26 PM

SILVER COINS AND WIZPIG

Fuck them both.

Topcatyo · August 16, 2008, 05:03:09 PM

Hey! I'm winning! Oh wait, here comes a turn...
Oh, hmm, eight place. How fun.

Question: Do bananas make you faster in the game? Because if not I really see no other point to collect them.

Topcatyo · August 16, 2008, 05:03:58 PM

Well done, kid! Now go back and see if you can collect eight silver coins from each track and still win!

Hey, no, fuck you!

MasterClock · August 16, 2008, 05:15:43 PM

The difficulty never seemed to bother me when I was younger.

Topcatyo · August 16, 2008, 10:15:24 PM

Oh, hmmm, I'm racing a dragon. I'm cool with that. What's that you say? He's a lot faster than me? Alright. He leaves fireballs for me to fly into? Okay. He get's a head start, you say?
Hm.
Well, you see, game,
FUCK YOU

Roman Collar Clock · August 16, 2008, 10:48:01 PM

I want to fuck Wizpig in the ass so he'll shut the fuck up.

peyoteclock · August 16, 2008, 10:58:17 PM

Quote from: MasterClock;1383415The difficulty never seemed to bother me when I was younger.

you realize the game is relatively new?

Topcatyo · August 16, 2008, 11:07:53 PM

Quote from: peyote;1383586you realize the game is relatively new?

It was released in 1997.

TequilaClock · August 16, 2008, 11:16:05 PM

Quote from: peyote;1383586you realize the game is relatively new?

Hi guys I am 9 years old.

Asshatclock · August 19, 2008, 03:03:25 PM

they make it seem so easy on youtube.

PepperClock · August 20, 2008, 10:53:52 PM

I played this game with my best friend all the way up to wizpig, at which point my friend ended up breaking the game. (with good reason)
That boss is fucking I'm a edgy teen!

AMPEEEM · August 26, 2008, 12:56:59 PM

This game used to severely beat the shit out of me. I know as a fact I got past the first Wizpig encounter, though.

patriotclock · August 31, 2008, 01:05:39 PM

Quote from: MasterClock;1383415The difficulty never seemed to bother me when I was younger.

Yea I kicked ass when I was 8 don't be such a bitch.

SnakeClock · September 06, 2008, 02:20:43 PM

Man, and I could plow through it like it weren't no thing. What's the deal with kids these days? Halo has made them soft.

Flounderpa · September 06, 2008, 02:29:18 PM

Quote from: SnakeClock;1397287Man, and I could plow through it like it weren't no thing. What's the deal with kids these days? Halo has made them soft.

word

GearBoxClock · September 06, 2008, 02:49:42 PM

I hate how the AI always cheats in racing games.

Fuck you Blue Turtle Shell, and Fuck you WizPig

Poltergeist · September 06, 2008, 02:51:35 PM

Diddy Kong is a fucking shitty character and the game is mediocre at best anyway it's like Mario Kart with even less lovable characters with I'm a edgy teen mechincs.

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