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Topcatyo

#20
August 17, 2008, 04:55:05 PM
Quote from: The Messiah;1384020of course I mean committing suicide by letting yourself fall on a very sharp branch somewhere in the woods, so your rotting body can work as a fertilizer.

wasn't it obvious?
I should have known!
Also, here's another idea.  Shit on your lawn.  Fertilize that grass.

AbsintheClock

#21
August 17, 2008, 05:29:12 PM
Fuel your furnace with jews, gypsies, nergros, sodomites, catholics and anything else that isn't part of the pure aryan race. I'm sure RomanCollar is all for it.

Bigglesnoots

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August 18, 2008, 03:36:33 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1384117Fuel your furnace with jews, gypsies, nergros, sodomites, catholics and anything else that isn't part of the pure aryan race. I'm sure RomanCollar is all for it.
though ashes work as a fertilizer too, the smoke is too harmful for the environment!
you'd have to invest in very expensive filters.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Solenoidclock

#23
August 18, 2008, 03:48:49 AM
You people are aware that rotting bodies release massive amounts of methane, contributing to global warming? Just about the only green way to deal with a corpse is to freeze dry it and mulch it.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

Bigglesnoots

#24
August 18, 2008, 04:50:06 AM
Quote from: Solenoidclock;1384530You people are aware that rotting bodies release massive amounts of methane, contributing to global warming? Just about the only green way to deal with a corpse is to freeze dry it and mulch it.
global warming is a key element in our survival here on Earth. Without gasses like CH4 and CO2, Earth's climate would be cold for us to reproduce properly.
Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

Solenoidclock

#25
August 18, 2008, 05:03:58 AM
Quote from: The Messiah;1384553global warming is a key element in our survival here on Earth. Without gasses like CH4 and CO2, Earth's climate would be cold for us to reproduce properly.

That sounds correct and all until you look at Venus. Sure the gasses are necessary for our survival, but if they fall out of a comfort zone then things get out of hand and all of the sudden lakes are boiling and soon the oceans are a part of the atmosphere and the steam and pressure is killing everything and the entire surface gets acid washed by a neverending torrent of pure hell.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

WarCorrespondentClock

#26
August 18, 2008, 07:29:51 AM
Its bloody freezing down here in Australia, I'm doing everything I can to warm the hell up!
Sparying aerosols into the air, burning pure hydrocarbons in excess O2, making tables out of national park trees then burning them.
 
Save Australia, promote global warming!
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