Finally a College Student

[Marlin Clock]

I arrived at the University of Illinois today and am all settled in.
School doesn't start 'till monday so I have time to dick around before getting to work.

I know someone else said they were going to the U of I, who was that?

[GodClock]

whoa dang you're in college

[Marlin Clock]

Yeah, dude.

[TequilaClock]

I think it was Lambda.. or someone... let me check

Correction: Behemoth

[AbsintheClock]

make sure you meet some college sluts

This.

[GearBoxClock]

Congraduations!

[Flounderpa]

have a nice sodomization until your next vacations

[Heliopios]

make sure you meet some college sluts


and then fuck them

.

[BehemothClock]

I think it was Lambda.. or someone... let me check

Correction: Behemoth

Yeah, twas me. But funny story, about a week or two ago I was informed that my offer of admission had been revoked. So now I have to go to community college for a year because they didn't have the common decency to let me know at the beginning of summer so I could have possibly applied at one of the schools with an open application period. I barely made the deadline for community college... Damn I suck

[Heliopios]

thanks for saying what didnt really need to be said at all

with the lack of sexual education in schools, he could've just THOUGHT YOU MEANT TO TALK TO THEM AND NOT GO ANYWHERE WITH IT

[Solenoidclock]

I'd take this time to get to know the campus and look for interesting people. I start Monday too, and I spent most of the day today introducing myself to different islands of people around the campus. I eventually found one with similar interests, mostly freshmen, and we spent most of the day trying doors and looking for things to utilize/exploit. We ended up finding an entire unpopulated hallway with the main doors locked accessible through an unlocked side door in a mechanical room. There's an unmonitored fiber switch in there, and a bunch of funky RG-6ish coax with vamp connectors for the rarely utilized campus TV circuit.

All in all, I'm on the way to owning my campus. Also I met one nice and sort of gangly-tangly college girl that was being indescrete enough about liking me to throw up a red flag, but I'm just going to roll with it because the concept of a female math major stalking me is kind of a turn on.

[patriotclock]

guys i leave for college saturday wheres my attention

[Heliopios]

school dont start till september then its frosh week and im totally gonna hook up with some frosh hotties

good luck, i don't think that alot of guys like to receive

[AC Slater]

I don't get to venture off into that world until next summer sadly. Best of luck to you!

[Heliopios]

you would know all about guys receiving (because its you)

even I wouldn't fuck you, acorn-cock

[SeedClock]

1 more thread derailing argument and youll break your previous record triangle.

[Heliopios]

thats good i dont need faggots obsessing about me on the internet

you have an entire site devoted to it, though

internet something

[SeedClock]

not trying my luck just saying these fights seem pretty frequent

[SeedClock]

you have an entire site devoted to it, though

internet something

AHAHAHA

[Steve]

but i thought if you went to university you're a uni student you americans confuse me.