ITT We post our relatives/ancestors who have their own wikipedia pages

[WrenchClock]

Mine:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_Pollard

Go!

[INoodleClock]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wilkie_(artist)

[OvenmittClock]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priit_Parn

[CaulkClock]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God

[WrenchClock]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God

HAHAHAHAHAHAA YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL

[CaulkClock]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL

I NO RITE?

Noone is famous in my family :<

[Steve]

actually according to the bible we are all gods children.

hahahahahaha

[Slurpee]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Motherfucking_Adams



I'm a direct descendent on my biological father's mother's side. (My step-dad also claims his grandma was a Cherokee princess, but that dude is fucking German so I don't know what he's talking about.) Mom has the papers that prove the John Adams thing though. If humans were immortal him and Grandma Abigail would have to give me presents every Christmas, and I bet I'd be their favorite. Old people love me. Also means I'm a distant cousin of Millard Fillmore, William Howard Taft, Calbin Coolidge, Princess Diana, Samuel Adams, and Vice President Dick Cheney.


tl;dr I'm Dick Cheney and Princess Diana's gay mecanese/lithuanian-american cousin true story.

[CaulkClock]

I live two doors away from the old house of Harold Shipman, but that doesn't really count

[DrClock]

I'm related to all the members of motley crue... I just know it...

[INoodleClock]

I'm related to all the members of motley crue... I just know it...

Your mother got about a bit then?

[Pin Clock]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bertrand_Russell_Case

Not really a Wiki, but my Uncle is in the bibliography section of this page. Don't really know my Family Tree past great Grandparents.

[SockpuppetClock]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ednita_Nazario

Distant cousin.

[MonsterMunch]

I live two doors away from the old house of Harold Shipman, but that doesn't really count

I'll see your Harold Shipman.

And I'll raise you, My auntie's babysitter in the 1950's was Myra Hindley. This was way before she met Ian Brady and killed all those children.

[Heliopios]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Nevers

[SilverCherryClock]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F_Scott_Fitzgerald
That's right, writer of the Great fucking Gatsby. He's like my great uncle or some thing.

Also I'm a direct descendant to the French house of the kingdom of Navarre so I'll link that shit too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Navarre

[TequilaClock]

Don Diego A. Moreno founded a key town in my province named Santa Ana, but most curiously, he isnpired Johnston McCuley to make the character of Don Diego de la Vega, also known as El Zorro

Fuck yeah

[Heliopios]

Also I'm a direct descendant to the French house of the kingdom of Navarre so I'll link that shit too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Navarre

I once played as your ancestors

[peyoteclock]

Grandma Abigail would have to give me presents every Christmas

lol the old black lady from the stand?


also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dion_Phaneuf

i wish i was related to somebody cooler.

[Flounderpa]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_Pacheco