Fffffffffffffffffffffffffuck

[Wind-up Clock]

I have a 2,500 word essay due on the 2nd Clock crew.

I have only 384 words done, and i don't want to work on any more.

Dammit



Aw hell. I'm gonna play Mechwarrior again.

[AstronautClock]

just write a bullshitdick story that only has a ittlebit to do with the actual topic. and come up with a nice story.

[salt]

2,500 hunderd's nothing B)



what's it on?

[RobClock]

use the Wikipedia page on whatever your doing

[YoYoClock]

i find that when i need to be doing school work but i don't wanna do it, I'm more likely to want to do other things like make flash or write music. so you may as well try something like that and be productive

[AbsintheClock]

Get off your video games, and get back to work you lazy worthless shit. Unless you want to live life between McDonalds and your x-box 360.



YOUR FUTURE AWAITS!

[Wind-up Clock]

It's on the Vietnam War, why the US lost it, yadda yadda yadda.

Get off your video games, and get back to work you lazy worthless shit. Unless you want to live life between McDonalds and your x-box 360.

YOUR FUTURE AWAITS!

...but i don't have an X-box

[AbsintheClock]

I don't care, you're still a lazy worthless shit that plays video games all day. Get back to work!

[HeinekenClock]

You can waste space.

For example, the above phrase could be written as:

"If you choose to do this, just fill up your phrases with words that you typically wouldn't even bother typing, overexamplifying subjects, filling the reader with clear information that would've been as clear as day when explaining it in 10% of the words you did."

You'd be surprised how many teachers will see it as "helpfully explanatory" instead of "filled with nonsense information".

Much like this post!

[AbsintheClock]

Use this as your front page. I put a bunch of shit on google together just for you. Get to work!

[Marlin Clock]

I've done more than that. Just work and try to physically prevent yourself from enjoying anything else until it's done.

Also we didn't lose it _poogle_


I'm sure they aren't going to force you to say we lost it, try doing a counterpoint. I bet that would get a good grade.

[Marlin Clock]

You can waste space.

For example, the above phrase could be written as:

"If you choose to do this, just fill up your phrases with words that you typically wouldn't even bother typing, overexamplifying subjects, filling the reader with clear information that would've been as clear as day when explaining it in 10% of the words you did."

You'd be surprised how many teachers will see it as "helpfully explanatory" instead of "filled with nonsense information".

Much like this post!

You use too many words more than once. Teachers hate  that.
Also it's a bit of a run-on sentence.
A better one would be:

"If you choose to do this, just fill up your phrases with statements that you typically wouldn't even bother typing. Exaggerate subjects so that you stuff the reader with precise information that would've been as clear as day when explaining it in 10% of the words you did."

[AbsintheClock]

Yep we didn't lose it. The holocaust never happened either. Here's a pointer for you. If we paid reparations to the Vietnamese after it happened then it means we lost.

[AvocadoClock]

It's on the Vietnam War, why the US lost it, yadda yadda yadda.

There's so not enough information anywhere about the Vietnam War! Whatever shall you do?

[Heliopios]

was that movie any good, I assumed it would've been slightly funny because of dennis

[Marlin Clock]

Yep we didn't lose it. The holocaust never happened either. Here's a pointer for you. If we paid reparations to the Vietnamese after it happened then it means we lost.

I'm not doing that debate again.

[TequilaClock]

I have discovered that the trick for doing long essays is to not stop writing because you get on a constant rhythm.
 
I mean, look, the paragraph above was about 22 words, and it was just one sentece. I once got to do a 4,000 word essay for literatture. it was a fuckign bitch but got it done way before the deadline.

[PimpClock]

Essays are annoying to do if they are hand-written, if I have to do one I'll always type it up

[Wind-up Clock]

Oh, great. 1030 words. Just 1470 left and I'm good.