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Farted by Topcatyo, September 03, 2008, 08:45:47 PM

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We have a better version of yours you suck hahahah
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HeinekenClock

Quote from: TremcladClock;1395795Why don't US keyboards have AltGr keys? That never made sense to me.

Ooh if you could tell me what that does I bet I'll discover some amazing functionality in my keyboard, because up until now I never knew what's the point of two alts and two ctrls. Plus I never saw that the second alt was labeled alt gr.

Topcatyo

I have now given my keyboard the greatest thing ever.
A "Cock Button".
That's right, if I set my keyboard to "M3", when I press "G18", it produces the word "cock" for me.
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PowerGloveClock

I'll probably get one when I get a pc. I can't wait to bind all those button for fun things in TF2
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.

HitchhikerClock

Quote from: Bubbie;1395898I have now given my keyboard the greatest thing ever.
A "Cock Button".
That's right, if I set my keyboard to "M3", when I press "G18", it produces the word "cock" for me.
cockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcockcock

Best Keyboard in the Universe ever.
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Quote from: Boston;1416736I JUST LOST IT NO ONE METIONS THE MAGIC FAGGIT AND I WILL CRUSH THAT GUY WHO STARTED IT ITO PASTE ON MY LUNCH!!!!! HE WILL GET HIS MUTTAH FUCKIN ASS WOOPED!!!!!!!!

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Topcatyo

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Folder

Haha you little shit and your G11

G15 here _poogle_ I love that little screen so much.



The old one

You know, the good one
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FUCK CLOCKS

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TremcladClock

Quote from: Enormous Tommy Vercetti;1395847Ooh if you could tell me what that does I bet I'll discover some amazing functionality in my keyboard, because up until now I never knew what's the point of two alts and two ctrls. Plus I never saw that the second alt was labeled alt gr.

It differs among European keyboards. On the UK keyboard, altGr applies áccénts tó vówéls and ¦€ts you use some euro-friendly characters. Having two Alt keys seems kind of stupid on a US keyboard, seeing as the both do the exact same thing.



Thor

I never actually look at my keyboard when I type so I don't see the point.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

SnakeClock

Quote from: Reloj de la Carpeta;1396018G15 here _poogle_ I love that little screen so much.

What does it do?

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1396188if its apple it will still be $2000 (apple overprices everything fyi)

Tell me about it. The iPod Nano's lack of features make it $100 more than its competitors. Apparently its an expensive privilege to have an MP3 player that does less. :p

SnakeClock

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1396195I've been looking at laptops, and to get the same specs as a $900 hp or toshiba, its $1500 for apple.

The hitch being that one will start to slow down within a year or two and need incessant upgrading or replacement, and one will not.

But it's not worth debate; the computers can speak for themselves. As well, most of the media professionals I've encountered use a MacBook Pro, and say they swear by it. That price premium must have something to it.

Topcatyo

Quote from: THORCLOCKTHORCLOCKTHORCLO;1396186I never actually look at my keyboard when I type so I don't see the point.

I don't either, so I don't bother even turning the light on.

Folder

Quote from: SnakeClock;1396193What does it do?
Certain games support statistics and stuff being shown, some others have separate applications that take data from the game and show it. It also has a clock, a media controller (which is great for me because I listen to music when I play games), it also takes data from the computer (CPU usage, temp, etc.) and  displays it.

I think there's a way to get messengers working on it as well, but I don't want Trillian.
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FUCK CLOCKS

SnakeClock

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1396204yeah. hp is considered the best laptop manufacturer on the market.

I'll admit that they're getting better. They're overtaking mainstays like Toshiba now that they're taking themselves seriously.

Quote from: Franklin G. Hamilton;1396204using a mac is a hipster faggot trend like wearing a scarf and wool hat or sitting at a coffee shop reading a novel, sipping $12 coffee. i cant think of any possible reason why i would use a mac over a pc (the things they bring up in those justin long commercials are mostly misinformation/exaggerations, also fuck justin long he is the worst. if my computer was justin long i would have to punch a hole through the fucking motherboard.)

Watching those commercials, it seems to me that PC keeps blowing things out of proportion while Mac calmly asserts itself, thus making PC (and PC supporters, nudge nudge) look like insecure spazzes, but then I remember that the whole idea of the commercial is tainted by the fact that Apple wrote and produced them, so it obviously wants us to think that PC is an arrogant twit, rather than have the Mac point that out so that he looks like the jerk. I know how stilted they are, and know enough to do research beyond corporate marketing. :wiebel:

But even so, I see more HP laptops in pretentious coffeehouses these days than Macbooks, probably because HP is playing the "experssionism" angle with their styling and marketing these days. "The Computer is Personal Again™". :rolleyes:

But I see a lot more Macbooks on college campuses for students that actually have to produce. My brother got a MacBook Pro so that he could major in photography, and he's a soccer hooligan; not the sort of chap that buys into pseudo-intellectualism. I think Mac presence has more to do with exclusive technologies and programs that Apple tailor-makes for their machines. That Apple is "hipster bullshit" seems an antiquated position. Hell, I know I'm as unhip as it gets and I love my iMac because it gets shit done. :p

HitchhikerClock

Macs are okay. It's all made in one place, which makes it harder to malfunction and crash, but it has a lot of trouble on the software front. I'd be a bit hesitant to get one if it didn't run all of my software.
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Quote from: Boston;1416736I JUST LOST IT NO ONE METIONS THE MAGIC FAGGIT AND I WILL CRUSH THAT GUY WHO STARTED IT ITO PASTE ON MY LUNCH!!!!! HE WILL GET HIS MUTTAH FUCKIN ASS WOOPED!!!!!!!!

SnakeClock

Quote from: Doctor Barber;1396360Macs are okay. It's all made in one place, which makes it harder to malfunction and crash, but it has a lot of trouble on the software front. I'd be a bit hesitant to get one if it didn't run all of my software.

You can dual-boot Windows and Linux on it now, so if you needed them for anything, there they are. Mac is the only platform that can run three operating systems at once.

Soup Clock

O wow hardcore dude. :DD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:
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