Dear SplatterClock,

TorchClock · September 08, 2008, 03:14:01 PM

will you marry me?

splatter · September 08, 2008, 03:14:52 PM

sure.

splatter · September 08, 2008, 03:14:57 PM

paper or plastic?

TorchClock · September 08, 2008, 03:15:11 PM

oh yeah lets get it on, paper

HitchhikerClock · September 08, 2008, 03:15:21 PM

*hot passionate love scene*

splatter · September 08, 2008, 03:15:44 PM

i wanted plastic

splatter · September 08, 2008, 03:15:51 PM

fuck you, you whore i hate you

splatter · September 08, 2008, 03:16:05 PM

youre cheating on me with hitchhiker arent you

splatter · September 08, 2008, 03:16:09 PM

bitch

TorchClock · September 08, 2008, 03:16:16 PM

Sorry hun', I forgot please forgive me beautiful.

TorchClock · September 08, 2008, 03:16:54 PM

I SWEAR HITCHHIKER AND I WE JUST MET WE WERE JUST GIVING EACH OTHER HANDSHAKES

splatter · September 08, 2008, 03:16:55 PM

UHN HUUHHHHH HURWARRHGGHHHH AWWWOOOO-GAAAAAAAAA
QUACK QUACK OINK OINK KAZOOSH

splatter · September 08, 2008, 03:17:41 PM

I AM CUMMING MAKING MY PENIS THE SMALL SIZE AGAIN!!!!!!!

TorchClock · September 08, 2008, 03:17:43 PM

NO PLEASE *KISSES SPLATTER*

TorchClock · September 08, 2008, 03:17:59 PM

HERES THE ICE

HitchhikerClock · September 08, 2008, 03:18:25 PM

You told me you were available you fucking asshole

splatter · September 08, 2008, 03:18:46 PM

baby i loved you ever since the first time i paid you $100 at 1 am

TorchClock · September 08, 2008, 03:20:18 PM

baby i loved you ever since i got the fifth installment of $100

splatter · September 08, 2008, 03:24:21 PM

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

TorchClock · September 08, 2008, 03:24:48 PM

TO FUK U IS MY RELA TEST TO TRAIN IT IS MY HEART

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