Hello

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

So I went to a star trek convention yesterday, maltese has gotten me interested in that shit. My friend made a captain falcon helmet recently and I suckered him into letting me borrow it and a cape he had(I needed something to wear that was interesting that I could attention whore with) and I was ready to go. I walk in and I looked around desperately for an interesting booth, but every single one was some anime crap. So I go up to some kid in and ask him where shatner is so I can at least get an autograph, I heard the whole original cast was going to be there.
"lol desu who are star trek neko cherry blossoms ^o^"
I gave him the old backhand, my fingers covered in fake jewelery, and stomped on his head.
"BITCH I CAME TO THIS STAR TREK CONVENTION TO GET MY DICK SIGNED BY SHATNER"
"aaah, badguysama, I dont knows desucherrynekos T_T"

The interrogation does not go very far, I try to make small talk about temporary tatoos to loosen him up since everyone likes temporary tattoos, but to no avail.

"I'LL TEAR OUT YOUR HEART, SHIT IN THE VENTRICLES, AND PUT IT BACK IN UPSIDE DOWN, NOW STOP BABBLING ABOUT THIS NARUTO SHIT, THE SCHEDULE SAYS THIS IS A GODDAMN STAR TREK CONVENTION"

SMACK

"WHERE IS SPOCK?"

SMACK. TEN POINTS

"WHERE IS SPOCK?"

SMACK. TEN POINTS

"WHERE IS SPOCK?"

SMACK. TEN POINTS

After about 200 points I walk off bored, but I run back after a few yards and yell 'BONUS ROUND MOTHERFUCKER" and stomp on his face, I didn't remember his nose being next to his right ear when I first met him. I carved "pussy deflector" into his little headband thing and walked out, pissed. However upon reaching my car I remembered, I had one of those staffs with a blade one end and a weight on the other from that episode where spock fought kirk. I fished it out of my trunk and ran back in wearing a konata mask. I quickly destroyed the GAINAX booth and pissed on the remains

"SIR I'M TELLING YOU THIS IS ANI-CON 2008"
"FUCK OFF YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD"

I beat the man, ran out, drove my car into the entrance, and then drove back to my house. I'm never going to another star trek convention again. So how have you been doing clock crew.
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Doing okay

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Oh god yes Flounderman's back

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[Steve]

Oh god yes Flounderman's back

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what are you doing online at this time

hey flounderman

[SnakeClock]

Yay. Happiness.

There's still a bottle of Magic-Shed with your name on it, bunnykins.

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

Yay. Happiness.

There's still a bottle of Magic-Shed with your name on it, bunnykins.

Is it done yet?

[CANNABISCLOCK]

fun story

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Welcome back Flounderman


Cheers:thumbs:

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[GearBoxClock]

Amazing!

[Sombra]

We should get fucked up sometime, Floundie.

[Silly Putty Clock]

One such as me can only dream of someday approaching your level of greatness.

[SnakeClock]

Is it done yet?

Nearly. I'm trying to avoid getting sued.

Your flesh is pretty resilient, so it's taking a long time to... erm, "exfoliate".

[Roman Collar Clock]

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Hello there.

[AirPumpClock]

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Heyyy.

[salt]

who are you

[OcarinaClock]

me?

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who are you

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