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ARTEMIS FOWL AUTHOR CONTINUING HITCHHIKERS SERIES

Farted by HitchhikerClock, September 18, 2008, 12:50:59 PM

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Quote from: Boston;1416736I JUST LOST IT NO ONE METIONS THE MAGIC FAGGIT AND I WILL CRUSH THAT GUY WHO STARTED IT ITO PASTE ON MY LUNCH!!!!! HE WILL GET HIS MUTTAH FUCKIN ASS WOOPED!!!!!!!!

Slurpee

Adams killed them fairly efficiently in Mostly Harmless. I don't know how the story could possibly continue, nor do I feel particularly that it should.

Professor Lord Remmington


HitchhikerClock

Quote from: Professor Lord Remmington;1406053NO, he'll ruin it!! WE MUST TAKE ACTION
This was my first concern.
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Quote from: Boston;1416736I JUST LOST IT NO ONE METIONS THE MAGIC FAGGIT AND I WILL CRUSH THAT GUY WHO STARTED IT ITO PASTE ON MY LUNCH!!!!! HE WILL GET HIS MUTTAH FUCKIN ASS WOOPED!!!!!!!!

LeekClock


TequilaClock


Silly Putty Clock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1406075A guy named Artemis?

Isn't that a girl's name?
8=======D~~~~>_<~~~~C=======8

Wind-up Clock

Quote from: ONIONATOR;1406254Isn't that a girl's name?

Filed under Unisex names, Mr. Fowl is the example.


And i thought the series pretty much ended when everyone died
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

MentosClock


Pin Clock

I wonder what's going to happen, but whatever it is, I don't think I like it...
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

TequilaClock

Quote from: Wind-up Clock;1406316Filed under Unisex names, Mr. Fowl is the example.


And i thought the series pretty much ended when everyone died
Maybe magic happens. A-la JK Rowling.

can of zap

i read teh artimis foul books they were fucking awesome
Yellow text is hard to read:lmaonade:
ice block clock is the only one who understands me
i found myself on google search gumfruit today

HitchhikerClock

Quote from: gumfruit;1406647i read teh artimis foul books they were fucking awesome
kay now go read the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy books
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Quote from: Boston;1416736I JUST LOST IT NO ONE METIONS THE MAGIC FAGGIT AND I WILL CRUSH THAT GUY WHO STARTED IT ITO PASTE ON MY LUNCH!!!!! HE WILL GET HIS MUTTAH FUCKIN ASS WOOPED!!!!!!!!

Solenoidclock

Bah, I loved Adams and don't feel he should be tampered with. I'm not going to pitch a fit about this children's author pretending to be one of his heroes though, I just won't take anything he does seriously.
Quote from: FlondermenKlok;1578925I wonder if I could get really obese and masturbate by jiggling my fat around.

peyoteclock


SnakeClock

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HitchhikerClock

I'm going to laugh til piss comes out my eyes if we all end up buying it anyway
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Quote from: Boston;1416736I JUST LOST IT NO ONE METIONS THE MAGIC FAGGIT AND I WILL CRUSH THAT GUY WHO STARTED IT ITO PASTE ON MY LUNCH!!!!! HE WILL GET HIS MUTTAH FUCKIN ASS WOOPED!!!!!!!!

BootClock

I'd read it. I don't have any high expectations of it and it won't be anything like the other books which were fantastic but still I'll probably read it anyway.

Here's hoping he'll be using the shit Adams already wrote down to help him plan out the book.

IvysaurClock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1406324Maybe magic happens. A-la JK Rowling.

No, it's okay, Marvin had a Horcrux the whole time!

SnakeClock

Quote from: BootClock;1407784I'd read it. I don't have any high expectations of it and it won't be anything like the other books which were fantastic but still I'll probably read it anyway.

Here's hoping he'll be using the shit Adams already wrote down to help him plan out the book.

That won't help this yutz pull it off. :ohdear:

I might get a job at a bookstore this week. If I see this sacrilegious tome, it will be by sheer force of will and self-preservation that I will not burn every copy I find in a sacrificial pyre I were to build in the food court.