I had a dream once.

TremcladClock · September 18, 2008, 07:52:28 PM

Opening your eyes before you actually wake up and experiencing sleep paralysis as a result is outstandingly unusual. Whenever this happens to me, dream-like figures continue to be drawn in my field of view as hallucinations.

One time, it seemed as though I was swinging a copper pipe around while struggling to sit up.

Wind-up Clock · September 18, 2008, 07:52:36 PM

I dreamt i was fighting a giant robot spider with a gravity\portal gun. I tried slinging sawblades at it, but it kept whacking me. So i said "fuck this" and portal'd my way out.

LuxenbergClock · September 18, 2008, 08:02:48 PM

wind up

really?

Wind-up Clock · September 18, 2008, 08:16:36 PM

Oh yeah. I got a shit ton more of those. I've been keeping a log for about a year now.

If i can find the time, i think i'll animate some of these. Some at least would make good, if weird, comedy material.

SpongeClock SquarePants · September 19, 2008, 01:15:27 AM

i once dreamed my thumb smelled like shit.

GodClock · September 19, 2008, 01:33:22 AM

i once dreamt i fisted myself and i woke up with a bedpost in my ass

wierfd huh

thx

WrenchClock · September 19, 2008, 01:54:16 AM

i had a dream where i had a giant deformed penis

BluezombieClock · September 19, 2008, 02:08:03 AM

Quote from: ONIONATOR;1406240I usually try to ignore the pain and massage the leg. I've heard from a very reliable source that if you get a really bad cramp in the muscle in the back of the calf, the best idea is to lift the front end of the foot using the ankle muscles. I've tried it, and it works perfectly.

I'm not sure whether this is a joke and that it's actually the worst thing you could do, shooting an even worse wave of agony into your leg, or if you're actually serious.

WarCorrespondentClock · September 19, 2008, 02:42:51 AM

Once i had a dream that a spider the size of a dinner plate jumped on my neck. I woke up straight after that only to find my arm(fallen alseep) laying on my arm and face.
Scared the hell outta me.

HeinekenClock · September 19, 2008, 04:15:57 AM

I hate it when you're on the brink of falling asleep and then you get the feeling you're falling through your bed, so you freak out and sit up straight. It's really weird.

Also sometimes my arms are asleep and I literally can't move them, it's really scary.

SpongeClock SquarePants · September 19, 2008, 09:23:15 AM

WOOOOONDERBOY, WHAT IS THE SECRET OF YOUR POWER??

BunnyClock · September 19, 2008, 09:42:49 AM

Do black people dream?

SpongeClock SquarePants · September 19, 2008, 09:54:53 AM

Quote from: BunnyClock;1406532Do black people dream?

No. they have no soul.

BunnyClock · September 19, 2008, 09:56:28 AM

Quote from: SCSP;1406534No. they have no soul.

Ha ha ha how could I have forgotten that! Let's do some white people stuff together

WrenchClock · September 19, 2008, 10:03:35 AM

Quote from: BunnyClock;1406532Do black people dream?

The last one who did got shot

SpongeClock SquarePants · September 19, 2008, 10:03:43 AM

Quote from: BunnyClock;1406536Ha ha ha how could I have forgotten that! Let's do some white people stuff together

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I had a dream once.