The Zombie Survival Guide

can of zap · September 19, 2008, 02:23:55 PM

I like zombies:D and the author AND some reviews but i dont know if I should get it or not:confused:

WrenchClock · September 19, 2008, 03:00:29 PM

buy it and then stick it up your butt

WrenchClock · September 19, 2008, 03:00:37 PM

use lube

buttplug · September 19, 2008, 03:12:14 PM

It pretty much tells you everything you could think up yourself. World War Z is far more interesting and humorous.

can of zap · September 20, 2008, 10:41:42 AM

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1406672It pretty much tells you everything you could think up yourself. World War Z is far more interesting and humorous.

ill look into it

SnakeClock · September 20, 2008, 10:42:38 AM

Yeah, read World War Z. The Zombie Survival Guide just made me uncomfortable. WWZ was a real page-turner.

Why do you love zombies, anyway? They're not going to love you back, they're just going to moan and eat you.

Kombucha · September 20, 2008, 12:23:37 PM

Quote from: SnakeClock;1407123Why do you love zombies, anyway? They're not going to love you back, they're just going to moan and eat you.

I remember at least a few movies where the zombies' main concern wasn't killing and eating.

SnakeClock · September 20, 2008, 01:10:56 PM

Quote from: Kombucha;1407219I remember at least a few movies where the zombies' main concern wasn't killing and eating.

I guess there was Fido, where they're kept as pets and domestic servants.

can of zap · September 20, 2008, 07:01:25 PM

i dunno why or how i got in to zombies i just sorta...did.

can of zap · September 20, 2008, 07:02:35 PM

i know they wont love me back

SnakeClock · September 20, 2008, 08:11:03 PM

I got into werewolves. I know they'll love me when they bury their snout in my gaping abdomen and smother themselves with my blood.

can of zap · September 20, 2008, 08:28:09 PM

ya zombies will love me when there happily chewing on my MASSIVE brain

SnakeClock · September 20, 2008, 09:14:03 PM

Quote from: gumfruit;1407625ya zombies will love me when there happily chewing on my MASSIVE brain

Don't flatter yourself.

crock pot pot roadt · September 20, 2008, 09:52:09 PM

Quote from: SnakeClock;1407609I got into werewolves. I know they'll love me when they bury their snout in my gaping abdomen and smother themselves with my blood.

They already love you. YES. THEY ARE REAL.

EDIT: so is santy claus.

buttplug · September 20, 2008, 10:01:41 PM

Quote from: SnakeClock;1407609I got into werewolves. I know they'll love me when they bury their snout in my gaping abdomen and smother themselves with my blood.

I could totally pass myself off as a werewolf. I'm all hairy and have sharp canine teeth.

Pixelated Knife Clock · September 20, 2008, 10:13:13 PM

World war Z? i've never heard of it, I was always a fan of zombie flicks/games/books etc. but I dont think i like them to this extent

SnakeClock · September 21, 2008, 12:01:13 AM

Quote from: SESSLER;1407663They already love you. YES. THEY ARE REAL.

EDIT: so is santy claus.

ITT Ashtray thinks I'm always serious and overcompensates.

Quote from: Knife Clock;1407676World war Z? i've never heard of it, I was always a fan of zombie flicks/games/books etc. but I dont think i like them to this extent

ITT Knife fails again.

IvysaurClock · September 21, 2008, 03:11:31 AM

If you're into things like The Worst Case Scenario, get it. Otherwise, don't. It's a pretty dry read, but you can tell a lot of thought went into it.

AvocadoClock · September 23, 2008, 05:14:37 PM

Quote from: ButtplugClock;1406672It pretty much tells you everything you could think up yourself. World War Z is far more interesting and humorous.

I was already thinking about getting The Zombie Survival Guide, and I think now I'll get World War Z as well.

I have zombie nightmares.

I figured the Zombie Survival Guide would help me cope.

HitchhikerClock · September 26, 2008, 07:59:14 PM

kill the zombies by shooting them in the head
they can't eat you if you make them dead

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