Damn Monday mornings sure suck

[Asshatclock]

Still beeing dizzy from the weekends, I now have a collection of the most boring lessons ever.

Describe your shitty monday morning !

[Loki Clock]

When I had a scheduled thing like school for the weekdays I would sometimes scream when I woke up and realized what I'd done.

[GreyClock]

Day off. Just woke up.

[Asshatclock]

Day off. Just woke up.

I should take this in consideration for next week.

or tommorow.

[HeinekenClock]

English from the guy who looks like Family Guy's herbert the pervert.
Project from the indian guy who's hard to understand.
Realisation from the guy who doesn't have a soul.

[salt]

Day off. Woke up at my friends house on a very shady matress and played some Rock Band. Came home, ate, wanked and now I'm preparing for my 800 word essay.


I'm taking it easy man no rush.

[RabidClock]

I got my oil changed, take that however you want.

[EnglishClock]

allow me to describe this monday morning : my sister has a stomach virus, so i had to take her daughter to the baby sitter. as i drive up to the street where i have to turn, whaddya know they're doing roadwork on the whole street. a fucking sidestreet with absolutely nothing wrong with it. if you've been to new york you know that the roads are absolutely dreadful, they never get any work done on them. so instead on doing work on the roads that actually need it, they do this stupid street. whatever, i park on the corner and walk down the street when my slippers decide to wear off, both soles fall off, so i'm walking on fucking rocks and debris from the roadwork with nothing but thin paper between it and my feet. i drop my niece off and walk all the way back. where are the keys? oh look at that, i fucking left them in the car and it fucking autolocks. im going off now, im cursing, throwing my slippers in the air, banging the car while people are just driving by, not even paying the slightest attention to what im doing. as i calm down i remember i have spares at home, so i walk allllllll the way back (mind you the sidewalks/streets are filled with rocks, pebbles, glass, etc and there is practically nothing protecting my feet through this whole journey).

the rest is boring, i got home, my sister threw up on me while i was telling her what happened, i got the spares, got the car, went home and fell asleep

the end

They could make an action movie out of that, I can see it now: weenie roast vs the pavement

plot twist: the pavement wins