Quick question/riddle.

[Nihilism]

Who the hell decides to take the temperature of their sperm, and their urine?

 It's common sense that urine is warm (anyone who has ever given a urine sample can tell you that), and a man will inevitably touch his own seed at least once in his life.

[patriotclock]

It's common sense that urine is warm (anyone who has ever given a urine sample can tell you that), and a man will inevitably touch his own seed at least once in his life.

Not if they dont jerk off

[GearBoxClock]

It's common sense that urine is warm (anyone who has ever given a urine sample can tell you that), and a man will inevitably touch his own seed at least once in his life.

True, but not on purpose

[SilverClock]

You guys are getting worst, I swear to God.

[PowerGloveClock]

merlin jerks off because he doesnt have a woman, not because he's a 'biology major'

who's merlin? I thought we were talking about marlin

[Solenoidclock]

Marlinclock, tell me, what is the function of the prostate?
And I don't know about you guys, but my semen is pretty warm.

[Loki Clock]

This is in the wrong forum. Could someone please move this to "NG BBS"?

[Nihilism]

Marlinclock, tell me, what is the function of the prostate?
And I don't know about you guys, but my semen is pretty warm.

Unless you like to sit on a radiator, you should see a doctor about that.

[Solenoidclock]

As a bio major I sorta have to know about the various organ systems.

I don't think you are a biology major, enjoy your inability to impregnate all but the most frigid Inuit muffs.

The testis are outside of the body because some enzymatic reactions involved in the synthesis of sperm are more likely to occur at lower temperatures.

Sperm is not stored in the testicles, it is stored, as I suspected, in the prostate. The prostate resides in the spicy hot region of the male ass.

Normal body temperatures do not kill sperm, buy they do fatigue over time and eventually die, to be passed out largely from the prostate to the urine.

Sperm is supposed to be warm. Hopefully a woman will come in here and testify to this. I think that the wanks in this thread must have felt their seed after it had been airborne.

[BehemothClock]

How is this a riddle?

[TeddyBear]

Guys if your semen is cold I think you have issues.

[TheCheshireClock]

Guys if your semen is cold I think you have issues.

If it's cold yeah, but it shouldn't be warm either.

[TeddyBear]

If it's cold yeah, but it shouldn't be warm either.

Right.
I figured people'd realize the difference between cold and not warm.
Cold is nice and drastic, makes it seem like someone went and made a jizz-cicle.
Warm makes it seem more accurate but not right, it's in between, but it isn't either.

[Soup Clock]

Sometimes I eat my own sperm.  It doesn't turn me on, I just kinda like the flavor and I enjoy the sensation of a creamy liquid blasting onto my tounge.  It reminds me of summer. :3

[Loki Clock]

My sperm is warm. It's not hot, like hot piss, but it's definitely decidedly warm. Like the inside of a pop tart.